Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

I like you and all, but you're delusional.

 

hahahaha, derek is just a sweetheart and he makes great music.
i want these guys too:
wizarddrew77
beatleterry
ashers
the grobe
flying burrito brother
matthew
the lovely john221

 

Whatever, dude. I haven't taken my medication for *weeks* now and I'm still not having hallucenations.

(BTW, that's just a joke... It's only been a few days. *snicker*)

 

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ya might as well jsut ask her out. no point in tearing yourself up about it

 

well i didnt get a chance tongiht, or if i did i didnt take it--but i doubt i did

oh, i will probobly make a soild attempt nearer to the end of the month

 

I'm single... Actually, kind of by choice. I DO get lonely at times, but I'm also VERY picky when it comes to girls. I just don't want to compromise on something like love because I believe it to be the most important aspect in life.

That certainly doesn't mean I don't enjoy flirting, however, I try not to cross the line. I don't think anyone needs that kind of added stress resulting from some casual-sex-turned-bitter-and-sour situation.

 

Dude... not to be an ass, but I'm pretty sure you've been saying that forever.

 

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side note: she sent this to me today--i think i shall post it cause i think it represents many of the guys in here...

"Ode to the Nice Guys"

This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.

Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

 

I've been made single and I've just this minute been knocked back by a girl who has been leading me on and who I've wanted for ages.
Does that qualify me to join?

 

Yeah, sure. Well, I hope you run into some fortunate turn of events...

 

I don't believe in the "nice guy" shit. Most of them are self-described, and are filled with sob stories of victimization.

Keep in mind that being able to stand up for oneself is attractive; lying down helpless and then feeling poorly about it is not.

 

Im single and Loving it..... you guys are still so young, live your lives and love will find you.... never go looking... you wont find it, as it is not there to be found, it will find you when the time is right!

 

Well...ive just joined the lonley hearts club....
My girlfriend just did away with me for some other guy.

*sigh*....i feel like a worthless catshit.

 

I should belong in this club... :-\

 

revival time

How do you decide who you want to go for? how to make the first move? Do you go for the ex, tried and true but maybe not the right fit long term, the new person but scary because you've never dated someone like that before? Wait it out for someone you had a crush on months ago but haven't seen since? the online admirer or the dating site? How can you make a choice, the right choice, and then act on it?

dilemmas...

 

its so obvious...seriously, i never thought of that...im really that much of a loser

 

Look who's back in the group, woohoo!



...Or not woohoo....haha

 

What kind of question is that? Go for who's right and just do it.