LSD for Dummies

Here's my question: Why don't one of you self-proclaimed chemical geniuses who loves acid and apparently knows how to make it yourself write a sort of "LSD for Dummies" booklet and (preferrably) post it as a response to this thread. I'm sick of reading how impossibly hard it is to make acid without certain equipment and ingredients to which only chemists have access because any old shmuck could steal a lot of that equipment from a nearby university, and I don't think it would be impossibly hard to send a box full of necessary chemicals from India to the Mexican equivalent of a P.O. box and just drive them right across the border. Assume that money is no object, I understand how difficult it is to make, and I'm willing to devote my life to making LSD.

But none of that's important--I'm just asking that the chemical prodegies who prowl this form assume that I have the ability to get all the necessary materials. It's for the greater good--if someone could just give step-by-step exact physical instructions of how to make LSD, and what could go wrong at each step and corrective measures should that certain thing go wrong, anyone could make it.

Why can't someone make a booklet that explains the process in a fashion similar to a cooking recipe (albeit a much, much longer and more complex recipe) For example:

Necessary materials list:
Needed and recommended lab equipment
Necessary chemicals (and if said chemicals are illegal how to synthesize the chemical from a legal source if possible)

Lab set-up and layout:
Safety hazards, ventilation, temperature control, anything you need to know.

Step-by-step instructions:
Instead of something like "We the ergolized the LTE compound in 15 mg nitrate which led to amassed synchrezium and biphosphate ORD, SAR, PRAE, FSDFSD2." Say: "Step 343: Pour the LTE compound into the graduated cyllinder and heat at 90 degrees celsius for one hour." or something like that (although i realize step 343 would be more complicated in that, anything a chemist does in a lab can be explained in physical terms rather than chemical lingo).

If you don't believe me and you're out there with the ability to make acid, take a video of yourself preparing LSD and then play it back and see if you couldnt describe every action you perform.

Last Note: Please, please, please, for the love of god don't tell me I can't do this because I seriously doubt more than 10 things could go wrong per step and I can handle 10 things (especially if there is a list of what to watch for and how to correct it). And last note of the last note: I think LSD needs to make a comeback, it's too amazing a drug and too perfect to be sitting unnoticed in the back while rednecks eat holes in their brains with meth. Someone needs to write something like this, if I knew how to make LSD I would write the simplestly worded yet most detailed guide I could manage and I would post it on wikipedia--imagine if timothy leary had the fucking internet. Oh, and if this already exists, sorry for wasting your time and please just send me a link to it.

 

all of the methods on the internet are probably about how simple its gonna get...its not an easy process and cant be made by "dummies"...
probably the easiest to understand is the rhodium method but even with that you need to be able to understand the chemical procedures and be familiar with the equipment eg. vaccums etc.
if u want to devote ur life to it then u cant b taking the easy way out...you need to get the degree in organic chemistry and be good enough to be "trusted" with the chemicals
i think that theres only 2 of the precursors which are scheduled.
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can i get a link to the rhodium method?

 

if only lsd for dummies existed. i'll stick to dxm.

 

i hate dxm

 

Honest question: what's so special to you about DXM? My drug(s) of choice are RC's and acid, but I've just never done this stuff unless I have a cough or some shit like that.

 

i've just had a lot of great experiences on it.
if you dislike it, either
a) you had a bad experience (1 or 2) w/ it or
b) you underestimate the effects of dextromethorphane and don't realize how amazing it actually is.
look up some trip reports on erowid... take a good dose... prepare for the unexpected... and don't bitch about the taste, xtc tastes much worse. acid is overrated.

 

its shit it gives u nausea and is just shit...
ul find the rhodium method on erowid just search it...

 

here's the rhodium link to all the recipes. there is some pretty expensive stuff required, but since you seem sure that you can do it have fun and good luck.

http://erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/index.html#lsd

 

yer i forgot to mention the expense...if u cut corners then ul end up losing literally thousands of $/£...x x x

 

die

 

I lolled at fag who prefers dxm over acid (of course he has obviously never tried acid or had the weakest shit in the world) And I don't want dummies making my acid

 

agreed. acid should be free for all.

 

:lol: What about dummies making theirown acid?

 

Now im not a pro chemist, but I do know a little. From all i've researched lysergic-acid-dethylamide is a very unstable and very difficult chemical. Since doses are measured in micrograms (millionths) instead of milligrams (thousands) its pretty obvious that this is micro chemistry. Its not just complex chemistry, were talking your handling and watching and reactive compounds on an extremely small level. You gotta have pure precursors and no contaminents.

I mean people want an easy synth, i've heard all kinds from the internet and stories at barterfairs but honestly, even if you get something outta your recipe that makes you trip, doesn't mean its LSD. Don't forget your body will have a reaction to lotsa things especially if its never seen whatever substance you put into it.

LSD from what i've heard is very complex, I mean your talking the people who make the crazy whacky shit its almost like witchcraft you cant just make up a "microwavable" AKA easy version. Doesn't it involve magnetic stirring and different types of light specifically at different parts of the reaction. Blue red and yellow lights each at different parts of the process. And its stirred by magnetically I guess with magnets or something I would think. Thats only part of it, I mean you gotta purify ergo from grain.

Almost like what Mescaline is to Peyote LSD is to the ancient Roman Poison they used to use the ergo grain in whine and do something to it, to react it and they would get a whole city tripping on it, and they would invade and kill everyone, pretty much take over. LSD is the purified chemical compound thats actively hallucinogenic, just like Mescaline was taken from peyote by a german chemist, the rest of the peyote wasnt the neccessary.

Im tellin ya not juts anybody can or would want to make this shit. A pure crystal of LSD the size of your thumb nail would be about 100,000 hits. And thats counting 150-250 mcg hits. Thats the 1 hit or 2 hit your full blown type twsited shit.

If you accidentally touch that or get it in your hand or eye or whatever a little bit, your just about done for because I dont think you would come back not for a long long long time. Unless you know how to abort the lsd trip which there is a chemical that can be administered to abort the trip.


~Lucid Joker *blah That Was Mouthful*

 

i think the different lights is involved in mdma synthesis dont quote me though
yer and i agree with everything u said
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we should all team up and do this shit......lets gets citizenship in canada and move to vancouver

 

im down. i have experience in growing other entheogens.

 

well, about the touching 1 crystal and ur done for thing, people have done doses that large and turned out fine, I've read about pros laying out their acid and some of them wear gloves but just being in the same room when that process is going on and you will start tripping, So the people that are laying the acid WILL be tripping. It would be nice to have an easy way to make lsd but I dont think thats gonna happen

 

Now ive had my fun with coke,crack,pcp,meth,so many different presciption drugs,ex,salvia and of course many great kinds of marijuana.i also look forward to trying dmt especially,and pretty much most other drugs besides heroin (most likely will never do it because it almost killed a few of my friend)
But compared to all the rest, to me lsd is more than just a drug.Lsd is something that makes some people willing to devote thier life to it.

And i think that we should organize these willing people and as a team make enough acid for everyone who wants it.