Love the cops up here...

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by newStoner420, May 11, 2007.

  1. newStoner420

    newStoner420 Member

    Hey all
    First off, I live in Canada, Ontario specifically.
    My and a firend were blazing in a school parking lot at 7:30pm on a Saturday in his car. We just finished blazing, there was weed, a lighter, Clear Eyes and a bowl in the flip open arm rest, not to mention a freshly used pisser full of water (gravity bong made from a bottle and a plastic container). We wanted to do some dounts in his car so I put the pisser between my feet so it wouldn't spill. After some fun donuts/tire squealing we pull out... (We are both baked and my buddys eyes are very red...)
    And right in front of us is a cop car with it's sirens on, we did not see him at all watching us. He blocked us in, and came over to the car quickly, yelling over and over "Get the fu#k out!" My friend kept saying "What's the problem officer" until the officer opened the door, ripped him out of the car, and cuffed him, placing him in his car under arrest for dangerous operation of a motor vehicle. He was watching me as I was trying to hide the pisser better up under the dash. He comes over, tells me to get out and wait on the sidewalk. He searches the car a little, and obviously finds the pisser, which he thought was alcohol at first. I knew I was SCREWED, no hope gettin out of this one. He just says plainly "Who's been smokin the dope?", I say "I don't know", then he's like "Give me a break, I was a kid once too", and places the pisser on the side walk. He talks to me about how stupid driving like that is, and then calls my friends parents. They come, the officer talks to them for a while, then lets us both go free! He did not say a word about the dope, didn't even mention it to the parents. We got in no trouble, returned home, and got drunk.
    The officer was very very angry about how we were driving, as he lives in the neighbourhood and can hear kids at this parking lot all the time doing burnouts and donuts.
    I still cannot believe how we got away with this one! :)
     
  2. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    how dumb are you to be smoking in a school parking lot
     
  3. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

    Well he is Canadian.
     
  4. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

    this thread is a barrel of laughs
     
  5. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

    while burning out in a school parking lot
     
  6. newStoner420

    newStoner420 Member

    It's my school parking lot and I was quite comfortable, as are others, about balzing and burning out there...
    I have never seen a cop even close to it, he was there because he pulled in to file a report on his laptop or something. He could have pulled over anywhere.
     
  7. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    right because the American intelligence is far superior.

    I dont know whether you're from America but how is that deficit of yours doing?

    Still paying up the asshole?

    Shitty.

    How about that health care? Still a bitch huh? Yeah that sucks.

    EDIT: Yeah, your myspace says you're from America.

    Douche bag.
     
  8. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    getting caught while smoking on school property makes the charges so much worse so your an idiot
     
  9. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    ^no doubt

    my issue was the national attack.
     
  10. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

    Swazo how do you know his myspace? lol.
     
  11. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    im assuming hes kidding and i think hes from Canada too since it says nova on his location
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Either way, Canada is still part of North America, so he's technically american too......just not from the US.
     
  13. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

  14. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    His myspace profile is in his hipforums profile.

    And yes, if you want to look at it like that we're all 'Americans'

    I just prefer to call my self a Canadian.... as do most other Canadians.
     
  15. medicalbud

    medicalbud Member

    Cops in SF for most part are cool with pot. Its a low priority crime for long time now in SF anyways. Most cops will ask if you have a card and if you do they just say do it at home. If you don't have a card you may or may not get a ticket. Depends on how much you have on you or how they are or how you act.

    I got busted with 2 joints in my car one time and a roach left over .I was just getting home from work at 3am. I parked the car and before I went in I smoked a joint. Did not want to wake wife coughing. Someone called cops saying Someone is stealing a new car LOL, which was my new car LOL.

    They came by as I was hot boxing in the car. They tapped on door and I opened window and they did not care about the pot but that I was not stealing the car. They noticed the weed in ash tray and did not care. I came up clean in the ID check so they just left.This was like 12 years ago before my card.
     
  16. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

    i'm with swazo

    i would never, ever call my self an "american", i'm canadian and proud of it :)
     
  17. joe07735

    joe07735 Member

    Swazo is a fool if he believes in federal entitlement programs and the socialistic health care system in Canada. Also, if you look at the GDP and GNP you'll see that we're spending less per capita on defense and that our deficit is less than 3% of our economy's total profit and lower than it ever has been before. Canada is a great place, and a great ally, but they owe far more to America than America owes to them.
     
  18. mortes

    mortes Senior Member

    Oh man how I envy you and your nice ass police force. Its unbelieveable down here, like really.
     
  19. Come on man, it's behavior like this that's a roadblock for the legalization of marijuana. You make everyone who can smoke responsibly look bad.

    Don't take too much offense by this but realize who you're representing when you go out burning donuts in a school parking lot, stoned. If you had a 6 pack of beer on you, that'd be one thing, but don't give pot a worse rep than it has.
     
  20. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    No I disagree. With the current government, we've done far more harm to our national identity, period. Steven Harper has really taken a job he cannot handle. Health care in Canada, as of today, is STILL decent.

    For 2005–06, the federal government in Canada is forecasting a surplus of C$8 billion or 0.6 per cent of GDP, while the U.S. Administration is projecting an on-budget deficit of US$602 billion or 4.6 per cent of GDP.

    I blame the current government. The convservatives plan to spend 425 million more dollars than the liberals had planned.

    As for us oweing to America? I don't believe so. THem taxing our lumber didnt really help our ecnomy.
     

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