I feel retarded. I'm in my dorm room, watching Half Baked and have smoked a bowl. I packed another, and sprinkled some homemade hash on it, and got ready to light up, although I could not find my lighter. I searched my desk, my dresser, the window sill, the sink, two pairs of pants, everywhere for ten minutes at least. I even check that it's not behind my ear or anything. I finally found it tucked into the elastic of my boxers. I'm so fucking relieved, because now I can smoke some hash.
i hear that, last night i put my lighter in one of my pockets. loaded up a bowl, then i couldn't find the fucking lighter... it sucked, me & my friend had to walk all the way from the park back to my house to get another lighter. it was sad, and i felt like a dipshit...
Thats why when i buy bics, i buy the 5 pack. Although im pretty good at keeping track of em, I nhate being without a spare or 2.
I have this awesome wooden Bic holder with an Indian on it. Found it in a bus tub at Dennys two years ago with a full lighter in it. I always have it on me, but I was rather high and forgot I put it at my waist.
Some gas stations will only sell a lighter to 18, but it depends on the station and the attendant. You can check out dollar stores or the like.
Happens to me all the time but I'm way more stupid about it... A couple weeks ago me and a friend smoked a couple joints between the two of us. Then we loaded up a bowl in the home-made pipe (no more papers) and we went to light it but couldn't find the lighter! Anyways, I'm completely hysterical because now we can't smoke up. So, we end up scrounging up our nickels and dimes within the couch cushions, just to buy a small bic. So we get to the store, and I reach in my pocket and pull out some change. I went to count it, and the fucking lighter was in my hand the entire time! I mean, I checked my oockets and everything but nothing was there... I had it in my own hand the whole time and neither me NOR my friend noticed.
my friend says he got one at wal mart one time and they didnt say nothing about him being under 18 so i guess i can just buy those 5 pack lighters if they let me
When I buy around here (it's law in Hamilton not to sell matches or a lighter to underage people which is 18 or younger), they ask me if I'm 18 and I just look directly at them and say "Lady (or Dude), do you honestly think I'm not 18?" and they just go "Yes, but I have to check." fun fun.
yayyy i went to wal mart picked up like 3 packs of 3 lighters and the lady didnt say a thing....i <3 Wal*Mart
lol i lost my lighter the other night...... i had just smoked a bowl and then packed a fat new one and i couldn't find it...... i tore apart my room looking for it, and it ended up being where i was sitting the whole time...... i felt like such an idiot
I have done that once. 3 lighters died, and we had 2 matches left to smoke 2 bowls and get a joint lit. I knew i had the matches somewhere in my room. I tore it all apart, searched my car, everything. Decided to go to the gas station to grab free matches. I get into my car, take off my winter hat and throw it at my streering wheel, cause i was mad. And guess what falls out. A working lighter AND the pack of matches!!!
i hate it when i lose lighters because i usually dont have a backup lighter but thankfully, the gas station down the street from me most of the time will sell to people under 18. i just lost my lighter afew days ago but thanks to my friend, he hooked me up with a new one.
