Losers thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Face Eater, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    This thread is for losers only. If you have a good job or are in a fulfilling relationship you are not permitted to post here.

    I enjoy being a loser. It allows me to unique perspective of knowing what its like to be a loser. Many people do not get this opportunity and when in later life, all their plans go awry, they will not know how to handle it and become raging, contemptuous alcoholics. For the loser however, a calm center of peace is possessed at all times, particularly when one has fully accepted his or her loserdom. We call the person that possesses such a gift, the enlightened one.

    Let us join hands and meditate on the benign indifference of the universe.
     
  2. BunnySuit

    BunnySuit Senior Member

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    i lost my job today, am in a non-relationship with a boy that has my heart in fucking texas of all places, and i'm cold all the damn time. It's an adventure for sure.
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I have nothing to add, i just want to register as an official loser, good luck.
     
  4. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    This thread isn't big enough for both of us Adelaide boy. But being a loser I can't do much about it so welcome.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  6. SunDweller1989

    SunDweller1989 Member

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    Yeah, I suck. Never had a girlfriend, have Asperger's Syndrome, and I can't do anything correctly. I'm a loser.
     
  7. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Oh you're that guy... i'd forgotten and was just as happy believing you lived in the realm of immortality.
     
  8. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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  9. broony

    broony Banned

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    you made this thread you the loser.
     
  10. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    and i suppose this post makes you a winner? :D
     
  11. broony

    broony Banned

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    i didnt start it so yes.
     
  12. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Ok if that makes you feel like a winner more power to you, we all have different standards.
     
  13. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    sorry im late guys
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Man, with a killer cool statement like that, you must seriously rule in life...
    [​IMG]...
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'm a loser, but am not actually one.
     
  16. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    well that's honest :)
     
  17. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    still a loser after all these years...and still have lots of wrinkled shirts too. :wink:
     
  18. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Well I dont have a fulfilling relationship or a job so, you can register me I guess. :D
    But I like it the way that it is.. maybe it would be better if I got a real job!
     
  19. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    lost my job a couple days ago... :( so i cannn post here.. lol.

    although my relationship is doing great. :D
     
  20. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    ahem *I am technically not that kind of loser anymore, I'm just a loser by association. I like hanging with losers.
     
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