Looks like I'm going to prison

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i thought beer was legal?

 

So whats the dill, pickle?

 

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A bit more info?

 

if tv had a hole i would f it too. please say more for us young ones

 

You made the news? That is rather impressive. You are somewhere in Europe correct? And you made American news as well. Damn. Good job. Sorry about the prison thing though. Just flee. You, at one time, said you have lived with your parents long enough to save enough money to buy a flat without a mortgage, so you must have enough money to relocate. Hit up Jamaica. I know the exchange rate for USD is like 1:65, so it's got to be similar for you.

 

hmmmmmmm, i havent seen you on the news, or at least i dont think i have.

anyways, what makes you think you will be going to prison?

 

if you made the internet, you should provide us with a link

 

You're just kidding, right? You aren't really going to jail are you? Don't leave us hanging here man, tell us the deal!

 

congratulations?

 

Thanks!

No I'm not going to prison and I wasn't on the news... A good friend of mine was browsing the net drunk on my PC last night and thought he'd make a post on HF. I'm going to have to check other sites I visit and see what else he's been fucking posting lol! He was checking the sites saved in 'my favourites'. He said he posted that I was gay on another site too but won't tell me which one

 

wait.. you're not gay? better cancel my sex change then

 

Glad it was a hoax - the only news story with that kind of play was some dude who beat his wife to death with a microwave and then drank a beer or two before he called 911. His reason - she would not heat up his sandwiches.
Somehow, that did not sound like you - or at least not a lot like you - or maybe......

 

Well then, that's good! I can't believe your buddy had you come out of the closet on another site!

 

oh it was only a joke? my piece of advice wouldve been dont drop the soap

 

Lol!

I actually started typing this thread but didn't get round to posting it cause I was drunk as usual. He decided to alter it and hit submit He was pissed off cause I told him his wife only married him to get a green card.. It was a joke but apparently I hit a nerve cause it's true

 

Drunk, eh? Did you end up with a hangover, or are you one of the lucky ones who don't get them?

 

Well that depends... I chain smoke when I'm drinking so sometimes I wake up with a nasty sinus headache... I hate those. They usually last till 8pm in the evening too

I was suposed to go clubbing tonight with my mate but someone stole his wallet today in the high street. His credit cards, cash and passport was in his wallet too. I broke my phone so no one else can phone me to go drinking either.. Now I'm stuck indoors with only 4 beers and half a bottle of red wine

 

...and all of the alcohol isn't enough for you for one evening? Whoa! I've got an entire bottle of red wine that we bought at a winery last summer, never opened, and a fridge packed full of beer. But I'm not drinking anything this evening. I'm not much of a drinker really. I mean, I drink on occasion, but not very often. My hubby on the other hand, he likes his beer.