Living in a van

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by lithium, Nov 20, 2010.

  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I'm sorry, I can't pretend anymore. I'm not going to be polite anymore. Living in a van is a really terrible idea. It's just not practical. What do you think you're doing? Stop living in a van!
     
  2. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    You're belittling my lifestyle choice. It makes me so sad to see someone with such a closed heart. If I want to sit in my van on our driveway pooing into a can rather than living in that building full of material bullshit with you that's an expression of my personal freedom and higher state of consciousness and needs to be respected as such. By the way, could you please do my washing and empty my can? I'm surrounded by shit and stinking clothes in here. Also, I need food.
     
  3. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    who is this thread directed at?

    people living in vans generally do not have internet access, or if they do its dialup and is very slow.
     
  4. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Most vans these days are broadband enabled
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I've thought about doing it for a temporary period of time.


    And if I ever did I'd appreciate you withholding your van-prejudice of me. Van-dwellers have enough to deal with, what with all the stares, finding places to sleep, eat, shower, etc. They don't need people judging them based on a lifestyle choice!
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    If she was out there for a week, maybe I'd forgive it. But it's been months. Sure, go and live in a van for a short time, it's just a phase, like acne or lesbianism, something to get out of your system. But seriously, once you've lived your impractical living-in-a-mode-of-transport dream for a week or so, just come back in. It's getting ridiculous.:toetap05:
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Hilarious! :D


    Is she really living in a van? That's awesome!



    Fingermouse, you rock! Rock that van-dwelling! :2thumbsup:


    You're living the dream.
     
  8. tiny

    tiny Member

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    Down by the river?
     
  9. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Yeah, she is. And I wouldn't be so mad, but the cat went missing yesterday. I think she's eaten it:mad:
     
  10. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Oh my God, now I'm pissed off. I can't believe you'd even accuse me of eating it. What the hell? I've been just as worried as you since it disappeared! Yes, I thought about it, in passing when I was getting really hungry out here...Then I found that bread on next door's bird table, and I'd never actually have done it, obviously. We need to talk
     
  11. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Hah, Tiny beat me to it.

    In the words of the late, great Chris Farley... "I live in a VAN... DOWN BY... THE RIVER!!!"

    Beverly Hills Ninja was the shee-yit!

    "its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps"
    "...Shut up Richard..."
    (From Tommy Boy)
     
  12. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Stop fighting you guys, you're making me smoke again :(
     
  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    what pisses me off is that these van dwelling motherfuckers have GIRLFRIENDS?....I have a whole fucking house and I cant get even get ME to sleep with me....wtf:mickey:
     
  14. white dove

    white dove Member

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    Maby u need a van man, van abodes rock, kicking back with tunes going, sunny sunny out side, cool rivers flowing, no distractions, just kicking it with nature,
     
  15. So sad darling ;)
     
  16. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I agree with lithium, you're much better off living in a cardboard box maximouse

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sq8VDXlWQk"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sq8VDXlWQk
     
  17. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Just to clear things up here, I'm not actually living in a van :p I don't have a van. The cat is fne.

    That song is gloriously ridiculous :2thumbsup:
     
  18. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    It depends what type of van.
    My dream is to kit out a large van (Think: a removal van)...and live in it full time.
    Obviously living day to day in a tiny VW van is impractical.
    But it can be done if the van is big enough.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_HoOqDoQXw"]YouTube - Most expensive Motor home in the World

    (apologies for the tossers in the clip)

    Sleep in the front...shit in the back.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQAWcWwWByQ&feature=related"]YouTube - Airstream RV Blog #37 - The $2 Million RV
     
  19. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Some people are so gullible (sorry, Luna').
    Most people know you live in a cave in Cornwall with a troll. :)
     
  20. lillallyloukins

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