list a weird or random fact

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by texasmade3, Apr 8, 2007.

  1. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    you cant lick your elbow no matter how hard you try
  2. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Break your arm in the right place and you can lick it all you want.
  3. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

    the skin on your elbow is called the wenis
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    I CAN lick my elbow if I don't try very hard.
  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    The state flower of MD is the Black-eyed Susan, but they aren't in bloom when a major function happens in MD (some horse race, I think) so they dye about a kajillion of some other flower to look like the black-eyed susan just for display. Stupid.
  6. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    It takes ten minutes for disinfectant to work on kitchen counters.
  7. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    My friend is dating a guy who's dad is Oscar Marquis. That nearly blew our minds out of the water and get this, the guy's mom is a fucking hippie. How fucking funny is that.
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Oscar Marquis the lawyer?
  9. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    Yeah, the lawyer.
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    What a total dirtbag hypocrite. Next time you run into him tell him to stop giving speeches on the peoples' right to privacy when he had his fingers in everybody's business when he was General Counsel to Trans Union.
  11. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    All cats except Cheetahs can retract their claws.
  12. logicalway

    logicalway Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    All orange cats are male.

    All calicos are female.

    The distance from your wrist to the inside of your elbow is the same length as your foot.

    The distance from fingertip to fingertip when your arms are held outward horizontally is the same as your height.

    Hair grows 1/2 inch a month.

    Fingernails do not continue to grow after one dies as some seem to believe. Your skin shrinks due to dehydration giving the appearance of growth.

    Nobody is symmetrical.

    You can convert disposable, one use cameras into stun guns.

    Shatter the porcelain on a spark plug, and the pieces can be thrown at automobile safety glass to instantly shatter it.

    You have never actually touched anything in your life. It's just the molecules that you are made up of repelling anything you come near.
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    The balls on the chair are saggy. Saggy are the balls on the chair. On the chair, there are saggy balls.
  14. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    What kind of balls were those?
  15. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    Will do.
  16. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Thanks just bunches!
  17. "The distance from fingertip to fingertip when your arms are held outward horizontally is the same as your height."

    ...Acutally not true. I'm 6'4", which is 76 inches and my armspan is 79 inches. Also, my brother is 69 inches tall and his armspan is only 67.5 inches.
  18. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Um, my sister in law has two orange cats. One is male and the other is female.
  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    "Well, I think it was a lovely story... and you tell it so well! With such enthusiasm!"
  20. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    In 1941 Henry Ford built a car that ran on fuel made from Hemp. The only steel on the car was in the frame, everything else was made from all natural plant fibers. The body of the car (made from hemp) was lighter than it's steel counterparts, but could withstand ten times the impact without denting. In case you didn't catch that first part, it ran from HEMP FUEL. No petroleum needed people.

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