Linen shirts are the future

By golly linen shirts are the future, I decided today to walk on the wild side and wear a real shirt as oppose to my usual uniform of t-shirt emblazoned with amusing slogan/band logo/motorcycle emblem and wear a cotton shirt...

Best. Day. Ever.

Wait....is linen cotton? cotton linen? whatever man, shirts that are soft and areated rawk hard to the max power of 10.

Invest in them people, invest now thank me later

 

Psh. Linen shirts have been around. Probably has aids or something.


Trust me....



I'm totally wearing flannel.

 

of course they are

I shall now borrow 100 000 $ and invest them where my investment guru has directed me

 

My investment guru is a total prick with a bad diet.

I swear Warren Buffett lives off of cheeseburgers and cherry coke...

But he's got a head on his shoulders.

 

i love linen clothes

 

linen shirts aren't the future...no shirts are the future
down with shirts!!!

 

Don't we all? Don't we all...

(The mental picture I got with that one sentence was like the headless horseman but with less horse, more fat, and a hawaiian shirt)

 

Maybe Hawaiian shirts are the future

Nah... it's defenetly nakedness.



("Defenetly" is one word I refuse to spell right... <- that is the way it should be spelled, and fuck the English language if it disagrees with me)

 

Linen = Flax
Infintely cooler than cotton... And Linen shirts are pretty awesome...

 

Haha. That sounds like a good description of Stephen Stills.... I would totally draw Stephen Stills if I were a police sketch artist and you told me that.

 

I swear to god, a man in a white cotton/linen shirt with the sleeves rolled up..

sweet chocolate jesus. :uhoh2: hot.

 

Btw People they're only awesome if they come in some incredibly loud pattern, such as the one i am currently wearing which is actually the coolest shirt ever