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Guitar string winders. They might as well be cross marketed as beginner butt plugs: http://www.zzounds.com/item--DNP100 Also sharpies (the markers)... that was the first thing I put in my ass other than a finger back in the day.
You could use a dowel of some type as a solid core, put some old socks over that (cut them down to size) to soften it, wrap duct tape over those, and put a condom on it while you use it. It takes a little bit of work, but it would be better than hard household items.
It's dangerous and pretty stupid to just start shoving things up your ass. Those stories you hear about people having to go the emergency room to have things pulled out of their asses aren't urban legends. "Uh, well, doctor, I have a Sharpie stuck up my butt."
Although I've heard most of these suggestions over & over again in these forums at some time or another, I must say that the Guitar Winder one was a totally new concept to me. I see what you mean about it's design being such that it may as well be marketed as a butt plug, but the thing is, that although I play the guitar, I've never even heard of one of these things.
Dude, they will cut your re-stringing time by 50% easy. So nice to be able to quickly wrap them... I find it also helps me with guiding the strings so I get them to lay where I want on the tuning peg (I am anal about it, I only want wraps under the initial thread, and only a max of four.)
I tried tons of stuff that didnt work for one reason or another before I tried the Sharpie, and it just works really well so I stuck (lol) with it until the internets came along and I could get toys. They come in a few different sizes you know... all with the nice rounded end.
If someone in your house smokes cigars, then try using a cigar container. I found an aluminum one lying around that no one touched in years and it's great. Just use lube!
No one plans on having something stuck up his ass. You've got some lube on your hands or fingers, you get a little carried away -- and woops! Before you know it, you've got an indelible marker lodged in your rectum. It's not that uncommon.
I hate to sound like I'm condoning risky behavior, but that is basically what I am doing. JoeBone is totally right - you should really never put anything in there that could potentially get lost. That said, I used one for years without any problems. It was never even close to being lost.
I have an idea. If you've ever played hockey and taped up a stick, you'll know what I mean. Take some tape and make a knob at one end of your sharpie or cigar case -- that will give you something to hold onto and keep it from slipping up your ass. As soon as you are old enough, invest in a good vibrating butt plug. My wife has one, and when she was out of town last weekend I stayed in bed and had a great work out with it, jerked off and fucked myself with that plug for about an hour. I took a nap and did it again. Damn, I may have to go it do it now.
