lighting a blunt with a strangers lighter

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by STON3R, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. STON3R

    STON3R Member

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    Ok so there we were three stoners without a lighter waiting outside the shell gas station after being rejected from buying a lighter-which i dont wanna get into right now because it makes me get violent. Then this about 50 yr old gets out of his truck fills up the tank and goes into pay for his gas when he comes out i walk up 2 him and ask if i could please borrow his lighter. He says sure and passes it 2 me, then i pull the 3 gram cannon outta my pocket and start 2 spark it. The old guy then says "watch out boys they stick shit in that stuff now"
    to which i said "only if you pay extra" we all started laughing and i passed the cannon to the guy,he hesitated and then hauled on it. I bet it brought back alot of memories for him since he hadent smoked for so long. after that session i felt really good that i could smoke up an old timer that had since retired from toking.

    I would love 2 here what u think or if u have a similar story
    peace
     
  2. NoVictimNoCrime

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    hahaha man thats cool. glad he took a hit instead of reporting you guys! nice work passing it to him too.
     
  3. passittotheleft

    passittotheleft Senior Member

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    Thats one of the coolest things i've ever heard. Rock on man. And I'm glad you sparked up that blunt. One time I had a joint and no lighter (I know crazy huh) and we walked around for about an hour trying to find fire. If all the asians at the gas stations and smoke shops didnt hate me. We never did get a light that night. It was sad.
     
  4. MeatWagon499

    MeatWagon499 Senior Member

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    i got a fucking HP right now, a pipe, but no lighter. gotta love dickies pockets lol.
     
  5. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Lighters who needs 'em?

    I prefer to make fire the old-fashioned way--by rubbing two girl scouts together.
     
  6. rydns

    rydns Member

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    fuck the girl scouts i just do it the realy old fasion way

    find withes then burn witches with more witches!!!!!!!!
    hahahahahahaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    woops the girls scout thing is sounded beeter byt he second
     
  7. callinghome

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    haha I love chill ex stoners.
    One time I was out with my brother and I was talking about how my friend had a bad LSD trip and how she wanted to smoke pot and I was like "If you're having a bad trip on drugs, don't put more drugs into you" [though Im not sure if I still think that for this situation] and my brothers friend says "I dont know, it could work" and this 40 something guy on the street next to us says "Trust me, it doesnt."
     
  8. Socratez

    Socratez Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Ok... gotta share one of my favorite stories.

    A couple years back, me and my buddy were going to see RatDog at a hall up here. Anyhow, my buddy (yea, he is weird), isn't into tie-dies, and such... so he shows up for this show in some pretty dressy clothes (golf shirt, etc). On top of that, yea, this guy can probably pass for a cop easily..

    So, were at the show, and during intermission, I head outside (with everyone else), and scoot off to the side of the building. I also found myself needing a light... so I figure I would walk around, and ask someone who is already puffing... Anyhow, without thinking I approach a couple kids, (me and my buddy are both in our 30ies) ... Anyhow, these two young kids are smoking a doobie... so I come walking up to one and say "excuse me"... my god, this guy looked like he was gonna crap his pants (his face kinda turned white)... then I say... do you have a light? - he gives me his lighter (and his hand was shaking)....

    now comes the good part.

    So I pull out a fatty, and spark it up right in front of his face...

    I swear this guys understanding of reality must have been shattered.. they both just broke down crying out of laughter... and commented on my choice of cigarettes... in which I told them I don't smoke cigarettes, they are bad for you...

    Anyhow, just had to share my "borrow a lighter" story...
     
  9. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    just, wow....
     
  10. TheDeadHead

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    hey i had that problome once or twice, the best thing to do is go to a fancy resturant and they always have matches for them and just grab all of them and leave shur they yell at you but thats y god gave us legs and the middle finger
     
  11. STON3R

    STON3R Member

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    yeah some of the coolest ppl i have ever met where older stoners. i once met this guy on the bus and he was telling me about all the shrooms he was gonna do on his holiday and how much weed he was gonna smoke,man that guy was kewl if i had weed i woulda smoked him up
     
  12. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    good stuff...
     
  13. TheRosesAreFree

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    So I was on the bus going to Summer Fest this past summer, seeing Keller Williams and Umphreys McGee. I sat down with my buddy near the back of the bus, and we pulled out our joint and whatnot. Realized that neither of us had a lighter. I think the 60 yr old guy in front of us smelled it or heard us or something. So he turns around and proceeds to tell us one of those "Back in my day blah blah blah" stories for the whole 20 minute bus ride. It was actually pretty cool story, I guess he toured The Dead for a few years and such.

    The best part was right when we were getting off the bus, we all stand up, and he looks at his wife and goes "Fuckin' Rookies", and tosses us his lighter.

    We of course smoked with him, and thats the end of my story.
     
  14. Happiness_First

    Happiness_First Member

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    Hah awesome stories. :)
     
  15. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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  16. NaturaAtraSpiritus

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    I have never smoked with older people but I have smoked with many strangers.

    One time I was dropped off at some dudes house I had no idea who he or the other people was way back in some hollow and I was very stoned, but we sat around and blazed up more and then later on the girl came back and picked me up and we left lol.
     
  17. STON3R

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    good fcking posts, Lets here some stories guys these always make me smile:)
     
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