life's not a bitch -

ok.... last joke... long, but funny.....


so this lady goes into a tattoo shop, tells the guy she wants a tat of elvis on he left inner thigh.... he gives her a price, she pulls up her skirt, and he gets to work.

when hes done, she starts bitching about how it "doesen't look like the king, blah blah, gimmie my money back..."

he explains that he can'tt give her the bread o account of he needs it, but he can give her another tat... whatever she wants....

she agrees, and opts for another elvis, this time on her right inner thigh.....

he finishes up, and the same shit starts again "... bad ta, gimmie my money..."

He finally breaks down and tell her to show someone the job, if they don't think it looks like elvis, he'll give her money back.

so she goes into the street, and spots this bum on the corner.....

she goes up there, hikes up her skirt and says "WHO IS THIS???"

the bum get is there, takes a good look and says "Lady, i don't recognize the twins, but the one with the beard and bad breath is Willie Nelson, isn't it."


http://www.bigmagic.com/pages/blackj/tatu-5wn.jpg
that's my favorite long joke.

 

HAHAHA... oh mannnnnnn....

 

you better believe it

not the best reason in the world..........
Actually, that's a pretty fucked up reason! Where the hell did that come from? Less drugs please

 

i was just going to put a normal pic of willie on there, when i googled "willie nelson" that pic came up..... i had to put it in....


coinsidence? i wonder.....

 

howl .. hehe i think is was planned


oh duck, lay off the drugs you say? eek. hey maybe your right.. maybe ive had too much Olypia heh heh

but i do like bread! bread is supercalafragalisticexpealadocious!!!

 

alright I see how it is Ryan

 

it's scary that you can actually spell that word

 

i hafta agree wit the orginal post...

 

the dude from fu-schnikens rhymes supercalifragilisticexpialidocios forward and backwards... they were pretty funny......


....ring the alarm... hahaha

 

i can also say the alphabet backwards

and spell antidisestablishmentarianism!

 

I can spell too. WTF?! Why isn't copy and paste working?!

 

i got taken into a little podunk jail house for recing the alphabet both forward and backward simultaniously (a...z..b..y..c...) with sign language, skipping all vowels in a sobriety test. the decided i wasn't drunk, but i had to be on something... they never did figure it out..... hahaha ....

 

heheheh

i did no copying and pasting!

would you like to color in my "Small Mammals of North America" coloring book with me?

 

You evil bitch!!!

You suck!

Should I bring my crayons?

 

yes.. yes i do suck!!!

and yes bring your crayons

make sure you bring 'macaroni and cheese' and 'robins egg blue'
*ass slap*

 

Hey you slapped mine, I get to slap yours.
*palm and squeeze*
Sorry, couldn't resist

 

heheh

ohh.. naughty!

wait thats ok.. i liked it

 

Damn, if only this shit happened as much in real life
I wish I could feel up a chick as sexy as you in real life without the whole slap and boyfriend kicking my ass thing

 

hee hee
i wouldnt slap you

wait is this real life??

AM I A HOLOGRAM?>!?!!

 

huh???? I don't get it