life's not a bitch -

life is a beautiful woman

you only call her a bitch cause she wont let you get that pussy

 

ummmmmmm................................ no

 

hahah .... :H

werd

 

I actually think the people that say "life's a bitch" should be saying "I'm fate's bitch"

 

i love life...woohooo

 

duck have you ever read "Make way for ducklings" ?

 

Life is a hockey game. Screw them bitches.

 

fuck that
kids suck

 

HAHA

So wait a minute - If I tell you you're a beautiful woman, you'll let me get some of your pussy?

*puts on polyester leisure suit begins to sing* oh beautiful for spacious skies, my pink you are so beautiful to ry

 

hahaha.. oh baby, a leisure suit! well now what girl in her right mind could resist that?

actually i must admit, those are some song lyrics

 

That made me lol.

 

I always wanted a white leisure suit like Larry had in the original Leisure Suit Larry games
Okay.... I'm guessing no one on the forums has played that so I guess I should say like the disco movie ones

 

haha ive played that. it was cool.. i got him wasted made him piss on a cop's leg

 

I've seen your picture... Yeah.. I'd say you got it right.. ;o)

 

I'm amazed that someone actually played that
do/did you play a lot of 'classic' games?

 

yea i play a lot of video games

i just got really stoned and played zelda: a link to the past ..for like 3 hours.. hahah

 

sounds like fun
last thing I did stoned was watch Natural Born Killers
that was fucked up

 

holy shit.. thats rad

natural born killers is one of my favorite movies. was it the director's cut? that would be nuts; especially when they put the dude's head on a stick at the end! badass.. i wanna watch that now

 

Great flick. Downey Jr. Rules!
Woody Harrelson is from Hamilton OH, about 10 minutes from here.

 

'was it the director's cut?' shit! I don't remember, I was stoned off my ass
all I remember is this really trippy cutscene with streams of blood drop into water and turn into eels, then they spiral and turn into a fire ball like thingy, then it crashe into this ball of blue, and it explodes into a bunch of blue bubbles with redness for shading and the bubbles are all shaky
that part was cool
I was so amazed by it at the time