lies

what the hell is with people and lying?
why can't people just be honest?
arrggg
lies is why i want to punch people in the face

 

Lies are easy, honesty tends not to be as easy.

People take the easy way out.


Now that we're on the topic, I'm actually a 93 year old martian who is too bored with Mars and decided to engage in silly human activity... the lower species.

 

i'm glad you finally decided to come clean, you are one of the main reasons i decided to post this











lies and sarcasm are completely different things

 

I agree, they are different. I wasn't being sarcastic though...I honestly am a martian and have been lying about being a very very very sexy human for 20 years.

 

I hope your registered with the martian embassy in New York



Hotwater

 

aw. that's kind of sad. Oh well, gotta be your self, glad you've come out.

It's a relief really, we all can stop swooning now and get on with our lives.

 

are people lieing to you jessie? do you want me to beat them up? honestly?

 

i know
i was being sarcastic about this being about you though :tongue:



it's funny how everyone seems to have "homework" tonight ....
the thing that got me to post this is when people say they have "homework" as opposed to just saying they don't want to hang out
it's not going to kill me if you just say you don't want to do anything...

pavel i think i'm a martian as well, these humans i do not get...

 

Who lied?

 

i had a dream lastnight that you, sarah, caitie and myself where hanging out in my basement...i forget what it was about other than we were just sitting there, you had ruby and we were just chilling
i'd pay money to see you beat these people up

 

I do not believe in registering at the embassy... lots of Neptunians there with their fancy 34 penises... showoffs.

Jess, if we are both martians, then we should do it in the road

 

i concur

 

Awsome.

Now all you have to do is colour your hair in the custombrary colour of mars:

Lime Green.

Then we'll be set.

 

who says it already isn't...?

 

That's just too hot to handle.

Or like the Martian saying goes:

"The handle of the toilet is shaking with anticipation".

 

I'm horrible at lying, I just can't do it, but that's not a bad thing!

 

Im the best liar you will ever meet.

 

See, me, I start fidgeting a lot, my face starts to blush, and I talk really fast. It's so obvious!

 

I lie about lying about lying. Then people get confused and don't know what to believe and they just start believing me. Lying over the phone is really easy, and lying face to face is tougher but not that hard either. I lie to my wife all the time about where I've been.