Level of stondedness.

buzzed= one or two hits, enough to 'feel it', slight euphoria and elation, flushness of skin noticed.
high=one or two bowls, definiately more affected than buzzed, but still rational, capable, and logical. can function well around authority figures, and still able to 'act sober'. usually energetic.
stoned= prolonged smoking over a period of time, usually more than a gram. euphoria is present, and so is an extreme weighty feeling, dry mouth is becoming a problem, coordination is fucked, thoughts are jumbeled, acting sober still possible, but excuses are needed (tired/depressed/educationably retarded). time dialation occurs, memory loss is troublesome.
baked=prolonged smoking over a period of days, more than a cut, brain is not functioning well, can smell pot when you breathe through your nose, going through an entire cubbord of food and more than three gatorade bottles in one sitting not out of realm of possiblities, extremely hard to act sober, but it can be done if the person doesn't know you (don't mind me officer, but I have the Iq of a dolphin)
Buddha= a state of uber-stoned where reality dissapates, and the self/ego is dissovled into the universal flow of energy. Everything makes sense, but becasue traditional thoughts and feelings are impossible on this level, little is remembered. Total bliss and enlightenment. Usually encountered at high doses of brownies and shrooms.
space-monkey= so high that you prolly aren't coming down.

 

*wishes I was a space monkey*

 

hahaha nice man

 

Nice, I get all 'Bhudda' on the weekends

 

You forgot maximum bakedness!

 

Ha.

Aren't dolphins smarter than humans though?

 

REALLY!? someone that knows the answer please write something now.

 

i find thats kinda true except when im smokin skunk, usually i hardly ever get proper stoned from it. it seems like the more i smoke of skunk the higher i get till the point were i laugh at everythin an anythin an find even the most boring of things such as paint dryin, rather entertaining!

 

im your space daddy

 

hahaha .....bill......what!


I like your descriptions

especially the baked with the munchies


when i'm not high or even a little i have such control over my urge to eat

but at a certain point
i begin to binge
it's awful
i'll just continously eat
more and more
and more



and more

then i'll buy some candy

i've fallen asleep eating quite a few times, i find it pretty pathetic , lol

 

one time i was with some friends and we had 8 joints in one sitting, we were all between baked and buddhad

 

Right if any of you has read my threat about giving up..........FUCK IT
Im going space-monkey baby!!!!!!!

 

Oooo..sexay.
As soon as I can start smoking again, I'm gonna be so space monkey that I'll be living in a tree somewhere..

 

rent the movie 'fight club.'

maximum bakedness=a level of high where if you smoke any more you'll either a) pass out or B) smoke yourself sober.

EDIT= apparently dolphin's have an IQ close to the average human one, so let's change it to the IQ of a street lamp.

 

lol streetlamp.

 

is falling asleep while standing up and hitting ur head on a wall spacemonkey?

 

^yay boobies..........amost

 

Yeah. Marijuana is great.

 

ive been buddha for like five days straight

 

maximum bakedness=a level of high where if you smoke any more you'll either a) pass out or B) smoke yourself sober.


I get like that after are usually.. when we sit around a ounce or more..

but I don't pass right out.. I just like ... fall asleep sitting up.. then i'd wake back up .. good times..