My soul is like many times the weight of a normal persons. Important messages are often communicated to me through mediums posting on internet forums. I feel like this is an appropriate place to do this. This post has been promoted to an article
The mediums are the message. tune in, turn on... Your average medium doesn't mean to deviate from the median.
welcome to here...there is plenty of other monkeys around you'll fit in just fine just remember not to wank in front of the kids or start throwing your poop at others and there will be no problems