Suddenly people are now believing in aliens visiting Earth from elsewhere in the universe. If that is so, I have some questions for them. It's time for them to come forward and answer! First, take me to YOUR leader, if you have one, of course. He/She/They/It should have the answers I seek. Why are you here? Did you fuck up your planet too? Or are you just intergalactic voyeurs? Will you invade and conquer us with your superior alien technology? Or are you just here stealing ours? Supposedly those spaceships we found of yours provided us with great new technology. If that's so, how come they crashed? Pilot error? Alien Jihadist? Drunk driving? If you're here to save us from destroying ourselves or the planet, you're doing a very lousy job of it! And what's with the anal probes? Are you into fecal implants? Or does it just turn you on? Why are you so little and green? Don't you get enough protein to eat? Or are you here to snatch all our brussel sprouts for some kinky fun? How come we never see you guys in public? Are you waiting for your visas to be approved? Or are you afraid we might step on you and leave a little green puddle of goo? We'll need a secure dome to keep the aliens out. Build the Dome! Fundraiser soon! Maybe some alien will login and respond. In the meantime, feel free to troll them!
So what's up with these crop circles? The one above dates from the 1600s... guess the aliens have been around for awhile! But I think the newer crop circles may be computer generated art... or very talented alien artists!
