let's talk about me now.....

I'm tired of talking about you

I'd like to hear what your impressions of me are....negative or positive, dont be afraid- I wont stab you in the throat for your honesty.

 

I think you do look fat in those pants. Don't wear them anymore.

*feels a weigh lift off the shoulders*

Thanks for letting me get that out.

 

but i'm not wearing pants

 

I'd hit it.

 

You feel like you don't have enough friends outside of your marriage.

You feel a lack of meaning in your life, but it's not a permanent feeling. This at times leads to boredom and a sense of accomplishment.

You don't live in a houseboat.

 

i wish i did live in a houseboat though.

 

It would be so old that it would barely float.

 

are you calling me fat?

cause i prefer "large and in charge":toetap05:

 

I can't really make a judgment since I haven't seen you naked.

 

you're probably the only person on this forum who hasnt

 

Well, I hope that you're not a fatty for those who indeed saw you.

 

i thought we decided to use the word "large"

even thick would be acceptable, or hay bailer -as we call em around here....

 

Well, you're probably not a fatty, so you shouldn't care too much.

 

I haven't yet.

*waits* :toetap05:

 

there were some in the body shot thread, but one got deleted...too risque i guess


dont worry, you're not missin out.

 

How about I decide if I am missing out?

 

Who ?

 

exactly.

i cant believe you're not banned yet, what gives?

 

Must have been alot of spammers this fortnight.

 

i smell horrible, i should really take a showeriggy: