Lets talk about masturbation, and your experience!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Middleman, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Middleman

    Middleman Member

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  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    ...If you've never done it, then you're lying.

    And if you're not lying then your nads are broken or something.

    Masturbation is the ultimate cure for boredom.
     
  3. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    this smells like SPAM!! might be wrong...

    either way..masturbation is something that everyone does or has done.
    its a good way to kill time as Toolmaggot has said
    its the best way to discover what you like to be done to you (and what you like doing to yourself ;))

    Its healthy, its fun, its good for the heart too!

    (i sound like a TV ad dont i...)
     
  4. the zen-man puck

    the zen-man puck Member

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    plus it can be fun too,
     
  5. grimjivey

    grimjivey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I know a guy who swears he stoped jacking off the day he got married. Even if I got sex 5 times a day 365 a year, I couldn't stop. You gotta be one with yourself sometimes.
     
  6. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    When you listen to music played by horny long-haired men all day, you gotta let some steam off every once in a while. ;)

    I think I probably spend one sixth or one seventh of the time nobody's around playing with myself.
     
  7. heero134

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    Dam masturbations fun. People who are against it or think it's gross either had a very bad experience or are just ignorant.

    One girl I know told me that she would never masturbate herself, but thinks it's okay for a guy to masturbate her.
     
  8. Wicked Penetration

    Wicked Penetration Member

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    Plus its really erotic, especially when you're watching a partner :)
     
  9. i_love_sex

    i_love_sex Member

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    I think it's great fun, i like it
     
  10. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    A guy I work with was jackin' in the shower and his wife caught him. He swears he told her it was his dick and he'd wash it as fast as he wanted.
     
  11. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    My friend's wife told him that masturbating was the same as cheating on her. Yep, no lie!


    I really didn't know what to say to the poor bastard when he told me that.

    Anyway, I crank one off just about every day. Three times if it's a good day, and I'm really bored.
     
  12. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Nothin' wrong with crankin'
     
  13. drew172

    drew172 Senior Member

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    hankerin' for a crankerin'?
     
  14. kif

    kif Member

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    If my partner isnt giving it up I pull one or three off. ;)
     
  15. DirtyVibe

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    LOL I'd next the bitch. Poor bastard? His fault for having no balls on his crank!
     
  16. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Kick her to the curb! And go to wankin' :)
     

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