Let's post funny things that white people do.

Post number 4: go laugh at the ****** joke.

Edit: and the above, lol. Ouchy

 

OK, here's one for you.

My family know someone called Denzil. He's black and lives in Queens, and he's in the 5th grade class. Anyway he came home from school and he said "Mom, I noticed when I was having a pee, why is my dick 5x as big as everyone else's?"

"One of them said it was because I'm black.Is that true?", Denzil carried on.

Denzil's mom replied "No thats racist that. Its NOTHING to do with you being black"

"So why is my dick so much bigger", Denzil asked again.

Then his uncle whisperd to him in a quiet voice "Its because you're TWENTY THREE"!

:leaving:

 

Oh Gee, Another report on what weeners white guys are. Now we all have small dicks along with our many other failings. And this is presented as a rag on negroes joke ? Take that flying fuck at a rolling donut. I saw ALL negroes begging for their MAMMAS when the NVA hit us with large numbers. It was us WHITE GUYS who stood and fought and destroyed these NVA forces. There were some few negroes willing to fight when it got REALLY bad. About one who was there with me. The rest WERE crying out for their MOTHERS. And he pretty much kept his head down. These were intense battles with the NVA about 20 feet and less in front of us in the Ashau Valley in 1969. People were getting blasted apart literally on both sides.
We had our M16s and they had their AK47s. Also some M60 machine guns on our side and an assortment of light machine guns on their side. I managed to kill repeated teams of some nifty Check light machine gun teams and was put in for a bronze star. But I had told our company`s 1st Sgt. he was an asshole and never got that medal. I was a bad ass Marine and never took shit from ANYONE. So screw all you dickheads that bow to some phony negro superiority.

 

W. T. F.

It was actually a joke by a white person. (I'm white too!) partly about how some blacks can make unfounded claims of racism.

Some blacks have a tantrum because they claim it suggests blacks have learning difficulties and often sit in classes with little kid. But again they miss the pt.

Until now, I never met a white person who thought it said white people have small dicks.

Because the joke is actually comparing a white 10 yr old's to a BLACK 23 yr olds.

 

You are so fucking superior it strains my neck to look up to you.

Please go back to the klan you came from.

 

I'll just pull some things from the stuff white people like website. Ya know there's a book, right?

Funny things white people do

Live in Ohio
Take a picture when the barista gets their name wrong and post it on instagram
Listen to Bob Marley
Go to ugly sweater parties
Put Christmas lights up too early
Eat hummus
Yell "Kobe" while shooting wadded up paper into a trash can
Answer their phone saying "yellow"
Take pictures of everyone holding hands and jumping at the same time

 

I do not belong to the Klan or any other such group. I am very concerned that our Nation has lost it`s way. I embrace the freedoms we once valued and treasure them. The whole hip lifestyle and all that. Free love and such.
But That does not include people degrading me for being a white person and why should it ? Other people`s do not tolerate it. Why should white people ?

And: White people did NOT invent slavery. In fact white people put an end to slavery in the areas of the world we control. Slavery exists in the Arab world and parts of Africa.

 

From what I know of Wizareofodd I am sure he did not post this to bring out some of the responses. It seemed to me to be a lighthearted post. Surely one should be able to laugh at oneself for doing silly things without being attacked.

 

I'm sorry you have such a small penis :sunny:

 

Given the few posts before Rainys, this threads going to go south quickly

So what the hell, I'll help:


Why do white people own pets?

They are not allowed to own people anymore



Why do white people get sunburn?

So you can find them in the snow


Your moms so white when there is a riot, she goes and buys a TV

Your moms so white she has to brush everywhere except her teeth

 

You are right about one thing: White people no longer own slaves. But Arabs and some Africans still do. Also: why do you present yourself as some nasty looking white ape ? Is that supposed to scare people ? Why else would you do that ? Gee whiz I see a little man behind that mask.

 

Well, I think you answered my question: You are some guy/girl who wants to scare people because you are a wimp.

 

LOL, typical jarhead :smilielol5:

 

I think maybe they took away his trash can and now he has to live in a recycle bin.

Is that why you are especially grouchy today, Oscar?

 

Slavery exists - STILL exists - in many other parts of the world, including the US.

 

I have read rumors of slavery in the USA by or of Chinese. NOT white people. Do you know different ? Yes I am here sticking up for white people. I screwed some Asian women [ prostitutes ] and enjoyed it. All very legal where and when. I think we actually had some fun together sometimes. I was an MP on Okinawa for about 1 year. I NEVER arrested anyone. I figured they were guys just kike me, going to or coming back from the Vietnam war. It was always the usual stuff: drunken fights, invalid passes and such. No serious or any harm to anyone. So just get them back in bed safe and sound my ONLY goal.

 

Lmfao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuKhW3sJsA"]Trevor Noah: That's Racist - Surfing AIDS - YouTube



it's not embedding

 

I think someone watched a rubbish "documentary" by Dinesh D'Souza recently.

 

Oh grow a funny bone. The OP is white as far as I know. I hear black comedians poke fun of other black people all the time. White people can poke fun of themselves as well, dont take life so seriously. Self deprecation is a good quality to possess.

Anywho. I can't really think of anything white people do that I haven't seen on the website stuffwhitepeoplelike.com