Let's post funny things that white people do.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wizardofodd, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Really. I just had to help rub on some tanning shit to help make my wifes body look darker. I can probably think of at least 213 things that only white people worry about. So what do ya got? :afro:
     
  2. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    nothin lol
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    This came to mind when i thought of white men shouldnt try to dance....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E"]Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning - YouTube
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m a little white boy!”

    WHACK ! His mum slaps him upside the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said”

    So he walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m a little white boy”

    WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Granny what you just said”

    So he hobbles into the garden and says “Granny look at me ! I’m a little white boy!”

    WHACK ! His granny punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.

    Standing there with a bloody nose and clutching his balls he says “I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and I already hate niggers!”


    Hotwater :D
     
  5. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    but.... but.... but..... Midnight Oil is cool there...Love that song...:)
     
  6. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Give to charities that help non-white peoples. People such as you have convinced me to stop doing so. I ask you: Can YOU name a non-white charity that devotes itself to helping white people ? I USED to give to " Oxfam America " and " Doctors Without Borders ". People such as you have convinced me this is a STUPID thing to do.
     
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Why would any woman want to taint her skin with a fake tan =\
    Mind boggling.
     
  8. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Many do that here. I don't.....they want to look tanned, and are saving their skin from the sun, maybe? Tans do look good on white people sometimes. I did not get one this year...may go out for a bit to get some color soon, though.....maybe not a tan....but flushed cheeks maybe......
     
  9. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Your posting infers that you married a white woman. Is that true or not ? And if you despise white people so much: Why did you marry one ?
     
  10. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Oh yes " Vanilla Gorilla ". You must be a real dickhead if you are a white guy. I guess ragging on white guys seems hip to you. If so screw you. Hey if it`s some black guy you would likely enjoy it.
     
  11. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  12. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    What a bunch of really wimpy looking white guys. None of which look like they could fight their way out of a wet paper bag. I live in Upstate New York and there are some true bad ass white DUDES up this way. That group of fags you picture there are NOT a fair representation of white guys.
     
  13. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  14. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    I thought trolls left after like... 4 or 5 posts?
     
  15. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    How about trolls of prosthetic corporeally-worldly changes, the organic chemistry as the real thing -- liver regeneration and things like that.
     
  16. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Who is this troll you speak of ? The original poster who invites people to insult white people ? Is that cool with you ? If so: Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
     
  17. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Do you know very much about organic chemistry ? How about biology ? The human liver does in fact have an amazing ability to rejuvinate itself. I KNOW. I lost about two thirds of mine along with right kidney from gunshot wound and returned to Vietnam war as front line infantryman in about 6 months. We destroyed the VC in 1968 and did the same to the NVA in 1969. Of course you are taught history by draft dodgers who made up lies. We won that war but there was something called the Church Amendment that insured the NVA would prevail eventually which they did in 1975.
     
  18. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Come on dude, you're better than this.

    The OP is lightheartedly poking fun at white people, not rallying for genocide.


    Anax: What we gonna do? :D
     
  19. oscar2u

    oscar2u Banned

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    Do you really believe that ? What if white people were encouraged to ridicule non-whites in a posting in this forum ? I very much doubt such a posting would even be allowed. It is apparent that ridiculing white people is fine and PC. But NEVER the reverse and you know it.
     
  20. TheGhost

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    I very much doubt you are right.


     

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