(Lets make up some funny shit!!!) high ppl only

(read it with a Bill Hicks voice!)

Hey maaaan... Do you want a hit of Violent Explosive Diarrhea?

maybe some Purging Puke that makes your Prostate Hurt?

Well you just came to the right place!!
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Ahh the war on drugs is getting horrible. All these Refugees are just pouring into the country... And all the receptor sites are taken. There is NO MORE space for reuptake inhibitors!!..... What are we gonna do?
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Thank you for overdosing. You just helped humanity in the great quest of finding the LD50.
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Two druggies are having a conversation:
- Hey Joe! What did you get for Xmas? E? Skunk? Acid?

Joe : MRI scan.

 

i act high when im sober and normal when im high

 

- There is good heroin in the town!- (says one narc to the other.)
- How do you know?
- All the junkies nod to the question.

 

OK so Joseph is Jesus' step-dad right, and god's his real dad? So They go on maury povich or something like that right and Joseph and God get into a custody battle over Jesus in court, right?

Who wins?

 

Gabriel knocked that bitch up..

 

Nah Joseph wins because he has Jewish lawyers