Let's complain about irrelevant things

Speed bumps suck!!!
I also hate fitting a sheet onto a bed while it keeps popping off and trying to fold fitted sheets..

 

I hate having to rake the leaves from neighbors trees that constantly blow into my yard. Somehow my property is the destination for every damn leaf on the block even though i have no trees out front. Fall and Spring....there are a ton of leaves for me to clean up.

 

my neighbours suck...they complain about my trees leaves but forget about all the nice shade they enjoy

when they finally get cut down i hope those neighbour get 3rd degree sunburns

 

I want to buy a xbox one but I don't want to go outside.

 

My neighbors trees don't shade my house. I wish they did.

 

My neighbors have kids, I wish they didn't.

 

I hate peter pan

 

some of my socks are smaller than the others but look exactly the same

 

My mate has a 14 y/o daughter,who thinks the Solar System revolves around HER.
Sulky,stroppy,gobby...but the thing that REALLY makes me want to strangle the trappy little madam is the way she ALWAYS ends her stroppy outburst with 'uh'.
As in "It's not FAIR;I want an iphone-uh".
Or "Why should I help clean the floor-I don't own the rotten house-uh".

Ohhhh....PLEASE tell me I was a good,kind,considerate teenager and not a stroppy,selfish pubescent pita like her!

 

Ah...yes....teens. I know them quite well.

 

Fixed! :2thumbsup:

 

Obama's Golf handicap.. number of vetoes (2), pardons (22), foreign trips (23), addresses to Congress (6), bills signed (499) or flights on Marine One (663) Golf handicap (5)

 

How I can't find the medium between hot and cold.

 

The way my house phone rings only EVER when I'm in the toilet.

 

I disconnect mine, if people want me have always got my mobile on me (on silent!).

 

Lol house phone? What's that? >.>

 

It's like a mobile....only......not as mobile-unless you're in the house.....see?

 

when i'm outside, and a bug goes in my eye, ear or nose. very annoying

 

The man in the yellow hat keeps teaching me important life lessons