lets all write a song...

here is the concept, if yous guys will obilge me... were all gonna write a song together... line by line. so, post a new line after the one i wrote... and so on and so on, i didnt explain that too well, but get it? anyway, here goes...

sittin at my desk, the world on my mind...

 

visualizing violence makes me wanna cry

 

Break my chair, break my neck

 

life like a speeding train passes me by,
yet all i do is sit and wonder why

 

just for a glimpse of the glorious wreck

 

I'd be willing to break my neck

 

whoooooaaaa... high atop a mountain range with my flask right in my hand...

 

Comes to me the thought that we're quite a crappy band
Damn, we must be the worst export product of the land
So we'd better bury our sorry asses in the sand

(a bit of self-mockery never hurts right? )

 

down shere the crabs and seashells roam,
its there we will make our happy home

 

even breathing justify a reason to live

 

seven sins from the back of your hand,

we're joined together in this forbidden land.

 

so lets all go together with the secret man
from then on, we can live in a garbage can

 

we'll carry on our romance among the potato peelings
where better than the garbage can to talk about our feelings?

 

i know a place better, its my ex-wife's bellybutton
but she's buried in the ground, i clubbed her with a year-old muffin

 

and there she lays conconcious yet sad
only her head poking out of the sand

 

for all the things i see and all the things i feel make my heart beat, wait is this real?

 

kind of... its pretty funny too

who cares about feelings? theyre just like stuffing,
without the turkey they amount to nothing

 

People ought to just stop suffering,

I'm just gonna go on puffing

 

Who cares about others and who they can't feed
It's all about yourself and the things that you need

 

Home's on the range,

When you're a ranger,
Braces look funny,
When you are stoned