Lets all together tell a story

opening her baggie and filling her bong, waiting for her friends to follow the path to happiness. She waits like 5 minutes and then thinks to herself I will just hit this just a couple times while I wait there is plenty to go around.............

 

She said go ahead Nowann, he viciosly turned and said its not Nowann ITS NEWMAN !!!
You might have seen me in Seinfeld. Newman toked through the night and sporadically exchanged eye glances with a very nice looking lady called Raissa which is an egyptian name...

 

Suddenly Raissa began to morph into a swirly vortex.Her face melted right off and into a pool onto the floor.It wasnt just pot they were smoking. What was it?Newman couldnt remember how they got there or even what their real names were. The pool that had once been Raissa began to rise up before a stupified Newman...
The lights flickered...were they lights?? or a fire up ahead? Newman suddenly leaped forward and jumped at the new being that had started to grow from the puddle in front of him...."SPAGHETTI!!!" He cried. "Why didnt my mommy give me the key to the treasure chest?"WHYyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

...so everybody from this large story got together in some nice place and started fucking and fucking till they died...then JIMI HENDRIX came and started playing so they woke up and he made the bigest concert ever...nobody can imagine concert as big as that and the best thing was that it was complitely free... there were everybody...jimi hendrix,jim morrison,the incredible string band,canned heat...

the end..i think...or not...

 

not the end.....just the beginning of something so beautiful, words cannot express...

So Owsley Stanley came around, with a wicked batch of some righteous acid, and then everyone began to dance.....everyone holding hands, dancing in unison. Pulsating to the rhythms, lights playing tricks on our heads and on our eyes.

Then me and Jimi Hendrix made a love child.....we named him Baby

 

But baby wasnt normal... he had 18 arms...

 

the baby was a GOD in flesh. it was black and white in colour. colorful yet no color. its a legacy of kings and queens through centuries. it was beauty and love, uglyness and evil it was GOD and DEVIL . it was everything. the perfect creature and all people worshiped him. he stoped all wars and conqured new lands. the mystique of hes soul is deep and bright. he gave unknown wisdom to a chosen one. the one that after his beautiful DEATH will be the king of the kings. hell destroy the wicked dark princes and gave the world sex_coca cola and every music that your mind can understand...



ps. i hope this guys dont commit mass suicide

 

i took a point not to read wat u said...

but to continue wat he said:

but it was really, un-understandable wasnt it. for there was no demon to behold the sight of such a being, its essence was more of an inessence. innoccence if u will. and that is wat truly gave its power and created a wonderful line of new soda and bottling plants, and jobs for millions of unemployed shitheads. but 'twas not the ending of the story, 'twas merely the beginning?

 

but soon that baby got older and became so corrupted with its own power and the want of glory that it became evil! And the only way to stop it was............

 

to make another baby...that one was so pure and full of life...his goal was to stop his evil twin brother...

 

then they ran really fast into eachother

 

moon shoes that had springs on the bottom that were so bouncy he could jump to the moon but there wasn't anything too interesting up there.

 

at that time they ran into a strange man, "hi my name is perception"said the man. " im looking for some family members of mine , " he asked "there names are enlightenment and truth, im there second cousin twice removed"

 

they said to the man... "WHAT?!?!... u say ure job is in danger? and theres no way to ensure ure future? perhaps u should get a real name, or at least the appearance of one, and registering with the government that u exhist would also be helpful."

 

Then an asteroid hit the Earth, all life is wiped out. The end.

 

but luckily, thanks to the sub etho senso matic and my golden thumb, the group, including the random names were whisked away into space....

 

so far into space he came upon a new planet no eyes had ever set focus on, decided to jump off , make it home.

 

and on this new planet he called home... he found a magic berry, he ate this berry, for it was delicious, and nutritious, and he was f-ing starving... the berry gave him super powers and he morphed into a rabbit and shot himself, and ate himself, somehow...

 

and he opend his eyes tried to look around but everything was out of focus he rubbed his eyes and looked around again it looked like he was in his room he got up looked out his window and saw.....

 

But then the man came down on her and said, "Go to www.lost.eu/2093d and play the greatest game ever created"