Let a random thought pop into your mind and post the exact opposite of it in here

So your best bet is to close your eyes, clear your mind and then let any random thought pop into your mind.

Then open your eyes and think about what would be the exact opposite of that random thought and post it here.

Disclaimer - this random thought can be anything; from a mathematical equation to a color or shape. From a family member to a surrealistic landscape.

 

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I stared down my legs before responding. They form a V shape. Opposite: ^.

 

Winter is the awsomest.

 

Purple monkey dishwasher.

 

these cheez-its i'm eating AREN'T good.




lies.

 

here he comes listening off neither off neither off


(there she goes talking on and on and on)


1st anti-post!!! Heaven no!!!

(100th post!!! Hell Yeah)!!!

 

Sobriety.

 

bird always posts amazingly interesting threads.

 

Red did not take my answer.

 

Shit, are we engaged then?

 

yes, let's elope.

 

Let's go somewhere freezing cold so you can keep me warm at night. How about Canada? I hear they've got some cold weather there sometimes.

 

i heard not the virgin

(what the fuck?)

 

Yes, let's run away to equador and have a penguin for a pet named Fred.

 

what's the opposite of orange?
a banana?
purple?
a purple banana!

 

you should totally elope here, cate and i will be your maids
or like cate will cook and i'll clean
hows that cate?

 

We could have a team of mules to pull us through town on a longboard to go grocery shopping. Spend our evenings drinking Kalishnikhov vodka and pitching horseshoes.

 

Forget that I'm heading to the Great White North to be a butler.

 

So our wedding is off. I'll still go with you to Canada. I'll live in an igloo with a service team of three. Postumous, the chef, Indian, the barmaid, and Cate, the maid.