less attractive friends

so how many ppl like me have one or more friends that are really ugly? and how many, like me keep some of them around because they are are ugly therefore making you look better.

for me i have a few, and only one of them i actually really like having as a friend. the rest i like to just be next to so that i look better, now im not an ugly guy, but im also not a really good looking one either, im pretty average, but it makes me feel better being the best looking guy in the room occasionally lmao... now if anyone is offended by my admitting it, well, get a life. i never claimed to be a saint or even an above average nice guy, i have my own moments of assholedom, and im pretty ok with it. who else is with me?

 

How do you know that they don't consider you to be their ugly friend they keep around to make them look better?

 

I can think of a few friends i've had, haven't seen them in a few years though.

One has horrible teeth, very very crooked. The other is short and hairy, and some just don't have good looks. Whatever that means though. I could care less how my friends natural looks are. Its how they treat me as a friend that matters. I have lots of good relationships with people who have a hard time fitting in. Can't get a girlfriend or boyfriend. Has social anxiety, but....

They are very loyal and would help me out in any situation. That is something looks don't give you.

I will always return the favor.

 

because i get laid and have girlfriends regularly, and they are virgins that have never had a girlfriends. its also a good indicator when people tell me that its so. if you saw us you would know.

and i like i said one of em is a very good friend of mine that is cool and funny and nice, so we have a real friendship, while the rest are kind of assholes with less attractive personalities. i mean sure i might be taking advantage, but im ok with it

 

I was queen of the freaks, so it was kind of just assumed that most my friends were uglier than me. They were. but I kept them around because they made me laugh, not because I looked better in comparison. But my best friend kicked my ass in a looks competition. Hands down, she was the most beautiful person I've ever known to this day. I think I was her uglier friend to keep around. Haha.

 

I AM the ugly friend:tongue:

 

btw i have lots more better looking friends so im the ugly one a lot as well. so dont think i only have uglier friends, and ive had more uglier friends in that past that ive cared about; but friendships dont always last for many reasons and i was upset to see them go, most of my old uglier friends hate me now because a girl they liked ended up with me (im not sure what side of the "bros before hoes" scenario that puts me); but life goes on. im not a complete monster

 

I am probably the "ugliest" out of my friends. I was out with my girlfriends the other night and realized I was one of 2 other girls in my lady friend circle that doesn't look like a barbie (physically, not stylistically.)

 

I don't find Barbie all that attractive.

 

I don't either but they are mega hotties haha, really fit badasses who happen to have blonde hair and bluegreen eyes.

 

whatever, i know that i think you are certainly the hottest chick in these forums, and im not just saying that because i came this l l close to meeting you in nov 08. you got it going on Bailey. and honestly barbie figures arent that sexy, it just makes me think of girls vomiting their meals. blech

 

Nonsense. You're anything but ugly. Barbie's body is horrendous, imo. You got what I need though

 

Getting laid doesn't mean you're good looking.

I don't know anyone that's 'ugly', sorry.

 

Definitely not ugly.

 

I happen to know this is true. I'm extremely good looking and I never get laid...

 

Aw thanks fellas but wow I feel like an asshole that was fishing for compliments, hah not at all, it's just a fact that my friends are sexier, I'm cool with it, I love them all anyways and my boobs will always big the biggest so you give and ya take I suppose

 

Yeah, I get your meaning. I'm not tooting my horn or anything but people have said i'm sexy but I never get sex either.

 

no it doesnt mean that im good looking, but it helps. and like i said, im average, i wouldnt say im really good looking. though i am a bit vain, i wont go out if i think i look particularly shitty some days; unless its to work or something i absolutely cant miss.

 

nah i didnt think you were fishing, but it should mean something that i said what i said, because typically i dont go for girls that have big tits, but i fancy you:]

 

lmao I thought only girls befriended less attractive friends to make them feel better..who would have known dudes do it too..

I myself am not guilty of this. All my girl friends are hot as hell, just the way I like 'em.