Left Handers > Right Handers

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by i_was_in_shroom_land, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    Lol, i remember when me and my ex began to be friends, we were just chillin, and then i was kinda bored, so i began to write something.. and he was like..

    OMG, you're lefthanded??!?@?

    i was like.. yeah.. you didn't know that?

    he was like.. omg if i knew....
    he paused, and he was like....
    ......Ooohh... it all makes sense now!

    (he was serious)

    you're left handed!, thats why things never worked out...

    i began laughing soooo hard..

    i was like WHAT??

    he was like. yeah it all makes sense now.. i've had bad luck with left handers.. and YOU'RE a left hander.. why didn't you tell me this!

    i was laughing soooo i cried.

    he had that really cute serious face on.. it was cute.
    aww, i miss him :(.. lol.
     
  2. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    and then i had to teach him how the left and right sides of your brain work.

    cause he had it all wrong...
     
  3. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    clearly, i am bored, cause its 4:22am.. and i am wide awake.. wtf is wrong with me..
     
  4. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    and i am just plotting my every thought into hipforums..
     
  5. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Hahaha I was just wondering wtf Im doing wide awake so late.

    And Im left handed too [​IMG]
     
  6. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    writing left handed is the devils work. satan spawn!


    :leaving:
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Being a left-hander must suck.

    Finding a left handed version of a guitar you like must be a bitch.
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I am left handed and I have a left hand guitar.

    Pppppppttttt! :D

    I am glad they don't break people's hands anymore to force them to use their right...I would not have liked that.
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    My cousin, who's 28, is left handed.

    Anyhow...

    Back when she was young, in the USSR (Belorus) being left handed was so looked down upon that she was punished by her school teachers until she learned to write with her right hand.

    Crazy, ehh?


    It did work out a tad well for her though. She can now write perfectly with both hands :)
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Was not just in the USSR, in the states too! I was punished and graded lower in elementary school for being left handed on my papers and for how I held a pencil. I was a munchkin non conformist back then I guess.
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Left-handers, ok...
    Right-handers, ok...

    Ambi-dextrous people...just plain weird.
     
  12. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well Iam strange but not totally ambi-dextrous...

    I can onyl write nicley left handed, I can only shoot a rifle right handed, I can shoot a pistol and hammer nails and such with both hands just as well. I tend to eat with my right more than my left but can switch easily without a mess. I think the confussion was from childhood attempts to make me change my hand from left to right.
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Yeah, I'd imagine that there aren't many people who started out as right-handed that taught themselves to write with their left, whereas there probably are quite a few like you, but maybe I'm wrong.
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    It's pretty fascinating to know that they also did that hand thing in Gringolandia.

    One of our biggest civil rights moves is the elimination of hand-based discrimination :D
     
  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    You're forgetting that Gringolandia came from Europe...;)

    I heard that in some places, the left hand was for wiping and the right hand was for eating, so if you ate with your left you were gross. I guess they never heard about cross-contamination or soap.
     
  16. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    all left-handers I've met so far in my life have the people I have gotten along with the most, for some reason.
     
  17. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Thats because we are the only ones in our "right" minds, lol :D
     
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    yup yup i was punished in school for being left handed and not properly holdin the pencil ... i was picked at by old folks for bein a south paw amongst other things and the ol goat that watched me kids as younguns forced my daughter to use her right hand becuz of the wacky beliefs in lefties being evil n such,,,,

    weird lil thing for lefties ,,, we are generally the only folks that can write legibly both upside down and backwards. at the same time.:)
     
  19. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    i love me left handedness! i wish every lef handed person can meet and we all be apart of the awesome left hander club!!! whose with me!?
     
  20. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i am right handed and write with my right hand but i do many things very well with either/or...
     

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