Latex safe shorts, sexy, cool, or nerd?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by luftwaffe, Oct 24, 2017.

  1. luftwaffe

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    It seems that some latex rubber shorts can improve safety by preventing contaminating with body fluids. I am considering buying it, and it looks sexy to me.

    What do you think about it? Just not sure whether I will be a nerd if take it out when at the moment with a girl.
     

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  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Truth.. you asked..

    Just mad!as in crazy

    How will you feel anything?

    Best you tell her first, her reaction could damage you for life..
     
  3. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    Bizarre. Simply bizarre.
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    must feel weird when its filled with semen and sweaty ass juice

    do they come in mens 5x large x-tra tall version ? (preferably with shoulder straps to keep it from rolling down my belly and stripping off my gut hair)



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
     
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  5. I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress me in all latex once. It wasn't my thing. I eventually broke up with her, 'cause I could see where it was heading.

    Nerd? No. Nerds don't end up in latex unless seduced by incredibly hot girl who tries to trick you into becoming S&M.

    It looks totally preposterous. There is no escaping that. But if it's your thing, it's your thing. And people aren't so concerned about looking "cool" during sex.

    But damn does that look ridiculous. I, myself, happen to be allergic to latex.
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i like that it includes gloves. most STDs do originate from fingering, after all.
     
  7. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    I just wear a condom at all times, just in case.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Latex is sexy but very painful to get in and out of. Need powder and what not, really not worth my effort but I appreciate the girls that get into it and look good. Problem with me is the visual stimulation works really well but I wanna get it all off and start playing.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i had a pair once


    they made goose call sounds when my thighs rubbed together
     
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  10. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    I hate latex, it gets wet inside and feels horrible. I prefer to stick with my leather shorts that are very popular in your part of the world.
     
  11. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    True story from "No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish," by John Lydon (AKA Johnny Rotten). He had gotten a skin tight latex shirt to wear onstage. After 3 songs his body temperature got too high in the shirt and he passed out onstage. He sold the shirt to Sid Vicious who like a moron wore the same shirt onstage the next night and passed out from the heat and sweat after 3 songs.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  12. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Latex shorts: waxing for the macho.

    I have zero interest in latex as a kink.
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

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    so when i see those old men in the locker room slapping powder on their junk, should i assume it's because they're about to put on a latex condom pantsuit?
     
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  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I dunno what old men do in change rooms. =p
     
  15. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Nah. Chafing happens.
    Especially commando, apparently.
    Must sneak non talc, non scented powder into dude's bathroom.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

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    i disagree with the commando part. i've never powdered my balls, so i must not have the same chafing issues as the old guys yet, but i have definitely had chafing and it is usually worse with underwear on. commando, air can get in there and keep things dry; with underwear you just get extra sweaty and that's when the chafing is worst.
     
  17. drumminmama

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    Commando in jeans.
    Perhaps not enough airflow?
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

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    could be. i've avoided commando in jeans ever since a couple childhood zipper incidents.
     
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  19. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Ouch.
    I've only pulled hair in zippers. Sadly, pubic and head hair.

    My exhusband was a commando guy. He lived in jeans. Did kiss a few boo boos.

    The Guitarist wears looser jeans. He's slender, so it might be a "don't want to shop the teen section" issue.
    It could simply be fear of scent. He seems to do it only when leaving the house. I go there, powder free. Yay.
     
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