Latex safe shorts, sexy, cool, or nerd?

It seems that some latex rubber shorts can improve safety by preventing contaminating with body fluids. I am considering buying it, and it looks sexy to me.

What do you think about it? Just not sure whether I will be a nerd if take it out when at the moment with a girl.

 

Truth.. you asked..

Just mad!as in crazy

How will you feel anything?

Best you tell her first, her reaction could damage you for life..

 

Bizarre. Simply bizarre.

 

must feel weird when its filled with semen and sweaty ass juice

do they come in mens 5x large x-tra tall version ? (preferably with shoulder straps to keep it from rolling down my belly and stripping off my gut hair)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

 

I had a girlfriend who wanted to dress me in all latex once. It wasn't my thing. I eventually broke up with her, 'cause I could see where it was heading.

Nerd? No. Nerds don't end up in latex unless seduced by incredibly hot girl who tries to trick you into becoming S&M.

It looks totally preposterous. There is no escaping that. But if it's your thing, it's your thing. And people aren't so concerned about looking "cool" during sex.

But damn does that look ridiculous. I, myself, happen to be allergic to latex.

 

i like that it includes gloves. most STDs do originate from fingering, after all.

 

I just wear a condom at all times, just in case.

 

Latex is sexy but very painful to get in and out of. Need powder and what not, really not worth my effort but I appreciate the girls that get into it and look good. Problem with me is the visual stimulation works really well but I wanna get it all off and start playing.

 

i had a pair once


they made goose call sounds when my thighs rubbed together

 

I hate latex, it gets wet inside and feels horrible. I prefer to stick with my leather shorts that are very popular in your part of the world.

 

True story from "No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish," by John Lydon (AKA Johnny Rotten). He had gotten a skin tight latex shirt to wear onstage. After 3 songs his body temperature got too high in the shirt and he passed out onstage. He sold the shirt to Sid Vicious who like a moron wore the same shirt onstage the next night and passed out from the heat and sweat after 3 songs.

C/S,
Rev J

 

so when i see those old men in the locker room slapping powder on their junk, should i assume it's because they're about to put on a latex condom pantsuit?

 

I dunno what old men do in change rooms. =p

 

i disagree with the commando part. i've never powdered my balls, so i must not have the same chafing issues as the old guys yet, but i have definitely had chafing and it is usually worse with underwear on. commando, air can get in there and keep things dry; with underwear you just get extra sweaty and that's when the chafing is worst.

 

could be. i've avoided commando in jeans ever since a couple childhood zipper incidents.

 

I just can’t understand how someone gets their penis caught in a zipper unless you had a boner when trying to zip up your pants.