last post is the winner

I want a fluffy pink one with barbie's head impaled on the crown.

 

Tiara.....?? To Wear One Of Those....First You Have To Have A Head...!!!

And If You Keep On In This Competion.....Posting Against Me.....Let Me Assure You..... Soon You Won't....



Yours......With His Usual Wishes Of Peace And Love....... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr Yeh Whatever...

Glen...

 

Hmmm cant help......

 

Never mind. A bouquet of fake plastic banana trees will do/

 

all my fake plastic banana trees are being used in tropical drinks in Siberia, currently.

 

Man its early. Almost 4 am. Time to party.

arty:
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Hammer time

 

Well...The Time Has Arrived For Glen To Retire To His "Virginal Bed".......It's Been A Nice...Relaxing Sunday Down Here In O.Z.....The Sun Was Shining.....I Haven't Had Any Dramas....(major ones).....I Haven't Broken Anything.....(too Valuable).....Haven't Upset Anybody...(that i know of)...........Have Won $27-00 On Saturday Nights Lotto.....Have Spent More Time On My Puuuuter Than Is Good For Me.....(where did my life go)......Have Drunk More Red Wine Than I Intended To....(so whats new)........All In All...A Most Pleasant Day............**AND**.....To Top It Off........A Big Win On The Forums "Last Post Is The Winner Thread"...........I Ask You....What More Could A Man Ask For In Life.........?




Yours........Whilst Sipping The Last Drop Of Dry Red From His Glass Before Retireing......


Glen.


P.S........Okay....Enough Of The Sweet Talk.....Here Comes The Heavy Bit.......If Any Of You "Losers" Out There In Cyberland Even So Much As Goes Within An Armslength Of Their Puuuuter Before I Finish My "Beauty Sleep"........Then Your'e.....**INSTANT PET FOOD**.........Do I Make Myself Clear..........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

nice^ distaction^ I almost fell asleep readin it .................... I WIN.... AND NO SLEEPY SLEEP..........4u... either..

 

Hmm I should be getting picked up soon. Fuck its time to smoke.


Metro Station is rad


arty:

 

What Are You Saying........You Almost Fell Asleep Reading One Of My Posts...."WHAT"........Anybody Who Admits To Falling Asleep...(or even getting slightly drowsy )...Whilst Reading My Posts Deserves A Damn Good (bare butt) Spanking.........(more a pleasure in your case....rather than a punishment i suspect)...



Yours.......Whilst Not Realising Until Now He Was "Sending People To Sleep" With His...Boring... Longwinded ...Posts.......snif..snif...

Glen.

P.S.....Just In Case You Fell Asleep During This One........May I Gently Remind You.................. **** I JUST BLOODYWELL WON****...Sleep Tight..

 

Hehe...Nobody's home. I win.

 

good morning everyone

 

Good thing I took all that time off, so I could be all rested for my big WIN!

 

love

 

@

 

love fucked

 

owww

 

huh?

uuum... i'm like having some major issues with men right now.

 

Wonderful, isn't it?

 

oddly enough.. yes and no.. i'm just gonna clone myself and be my own lesbian lover, i know what i like.


i win again! i'm too sick.. i should go watch a movie.. but theres too many kids in there.