last night

at like 4:30 in the morning I woke up having to piss really bad. The bathroom was occupied... so instead of waiting I opened up the window in my room, put my dick out it, and pissed in the back yard.

I tried to make in inbetween the neighbors table and BBQ grill, but you take up all the space in a shared yard shit happens sometimes. Sorry.

 

I was on my roof getting ready to blaze it up one time, and all the sudden I had to take a big shit. I didn't want to go back in to the bathroom and make all kinds of noise so I went right their and then I threw it in the neighboors yard. they had dogs so it was perfact

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

 

wow, jen! did you use your bare hands or what?

she totally one upped your story sam

 

no I didn't. I had some not used kleenex in my pockets

 

Thumbs awkwardly up for both these stories. Made me spill my frickin apple jacks. :2thumbsup:

 

Yeah well you picked up poo.

 

did you chuck the kleenex into the neighbor's yard too?

do their dogs wipe?! :sunny:

 

I suppose I can cope with loosing the spotlight lol

 

no I picked up the poop and threw it in their yard wiped my hands of with the kleenex and went back in my room and used germ x hand sanitizer

 

I tried to youtube boobs and mistyped

https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=857F3014453B6A00&playnext=1&v=3ExWsVFJlFo

 

no lie I had to do this two nights ago!