Last night I learned....

how to make a bowl out of an apple. It's great to smoke out of and you can eat it when you're done.

 

haha that is how i smoked pot the second time i ever smoked it.. the first time was outta a can. hehe.

 

lol this reminds me of in "Half Baked" where theodore is describing the types of potheads and talks about the creative ones or whatever and theres this mechanic who gets the weed and the guys like "we dont have any papers or bongs!" then the mechanics all telling him what to get to make a good enough bong and it included avocado.. lol

 

Last night, I learned you can never be too drunk to fall off the floor.

 

last night i learned that i'm the fooseball queen after 3 beers, no more, no less. must maintain proper buzz to continue spanking the opponents.

 

last night i learned that yes indeed i lead one hella boring, dull and pitiful life...