Lame ass jokes

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

My two favorite jokes. Anybody else got any good lame ass jokes?

 

Q: If an athlete has athlete's foot, what does an astronaut have?
A: Mistletoe.

 

Hahaha. Good one.

 

Q: It is green and smells like red paint?

A: Green paint.

 

For some reason that is the most sane thing I've heard today.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on your doorstep?
A: Matt

 

lame but funny