Ladies, Who Do U Believe Would Be Best In Bed?

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by King Names, Aug 12, 2014.

  1. King Names

    King Names Members

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    Ladies, who do u believe would be best in bed between Jesus and Satan?

    Is your faith in Jesus' dick game or in Satan's dick game?

    rofl
     
    King Names, Aug 12, 2014
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  3. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Satan's got to be hotter for sure.
     
    secret_thinker, Aug 12, 2014
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i think the common belief is that jesus was a virgin...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Aug 13, 2014
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  7. Aerianne

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    Satan, 'cause he'd do it doggy style and I don't think Jesus would.
     
    Aerianne, Aug 13, 2014
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  9. enhancer13

    enhancer13 Senior Member

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    Well I think it would be easy to figure out who would be better in a devils threeway!
     
    enhancer13, Aug 14, 2014
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  11. silk896

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    Well, in the books I am reading, Satan is a middle-aged woman resembling Lena Olin with excellent taste in shoes.

    ....So I'll definitely go Satan
     
    silk896, Aug 16, 2014
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  13. Just_a_woman

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    I vote JC. He'd perform the miracle of multiplying orgasms, or something.
     
    Just_a_woman, Aug 26, 2014
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  15. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Isn't satan dating saddam?
     
    drumminmama, Aug 26, 2014
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

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    i've heard that he once fed 5000 men with just a minor yeast infection and a slight fish odor...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Aug 27, 2014
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