kramer

possibly the greatest neighbour EVER!


when i grow older and move out i can only pray i move in next to a guy just like kramer

i would leave my doors unlocked just for him

 

i'm in love with him.

 

My parent's neighbour looks a bit like Kramer, just not quite as frazzled.
Unfortunately he's like the dullest man alive...

 

My neighbours hate trees and clearcut every tree in sight. It's sad. But they're not like Kramer. If they were, it would be better.

 

My neighbors? My landlord is a crazy Iranian (not sure what conclusion to draw about him except that he's cheap) who lives in the upstairs suite, one neighbor is my longtime friend, there is a house a couple doors down rented by some college kids (we partied with them in December and I decided I didn't like them), and an ex Hell's Angel named Dave who runs a grow-op. I smoke cigarettes with him sometimes.

No Kramer though. Or even George.

 

My neighbours cut down the tree that over looked our garden for no reason, even though it had birds in it. Bastards

 

My neighbors rat me out for smoking and sneaking out at night. They're bastards.

 

i hate that.... what business is it of theirs exactly?

 

When I'm an old man, of course I'm going to rat out the pot-smoking teenagers.

 

I wanna move in next door to Melman (Bizzaro Kramer), from across the hall...

 

Everyone knows its the conservative duty to keep longhairs in line.

 

nearly forgot thanks for the reality check.... fuck it... i hate reality

 

I hate a lot of reality. A lot of reality is good though.