how about your titles be each others names, like, kirk micha, and micha kirk...that would, wack. i mean, what if they changed names and accounts completly! that would sure fool me man... i think you should go with count and countess
maybe kenny will inspire you he has lots of muscles and lots of girl friends and one of them's a cat http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50609834