Kinkiest thing you've done!

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by AgentTaylor, Jul 15, 2013.

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  1. AgentTaylor

    AgentTaylor Guest

    Sorry if there is already a thread for this... didn't see one. Saw a "sluttiest thing" thread though and figured we could use this one too!

    So girls and guys, what's the kinkiest or dirtiest (or both!) thing you've ever done? Let it out, don't be shy ;)
  2. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    Put something smooth inside the opening of my urethra & pushed it in further as far as I could & then did it faster & that caused an orgasm. Have also done some kinky things anally but not willing to mention everything I have done to it that others would consider gross!
  3. "Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in.
    Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."
  4. kairilove

    kairilove Member

    This one time I grabbed a garden hose and twisted that Bitch up until it was so kinky it wouldn't even spray.
  5. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

    ahahahahahahaaaha, love that! :2thumbsup:
  6. I'm a bisexual male and have more experiences with guys, but...

    One time me and my up-until-then strictly platonic co-worker found ourselves having sex. There was a lot of coke involved, btw. She was really kinky and said she just wanted to watch tv while my dick was in her ass. No actual humping, just laying there lol.

    So I was laying on my back, on the bed, she was laying on top of me, her back on my chest, my dick was buried in her ass, and we just watched tv like that. It was kind of funny. I managed to stay hard by moving my hips ever so often to get a nice feel going. During commercials she'd pump her hips up and down but kept telling me not to cum - she wanted to see how long we could just stay like that. She was kind of weird, but it was hot in a strange way.
  7. chad1985

    chad1985 Member

    Was it hard to stay hard on coke? Sometimes it can be a challenge, but if the girl's really hot or we're watching some good porn no problem!
    Had she seen your cock before this incident? Sounds hot!

  8. No this was a one time thing with her. She was cute, not necessarily hot. Very petite, with long, bright red hair. Whenever she felt me go soft or I said I was going soft, she moved her hips around to get it started again. Honestly though, what propelled my hard on the most was really just the thought of us two, just casual co-workers, chilling with my dick in her ass. It just seemed really dirty and kinky and that was enough. And whenever I do blow, I don't have a problem keeping it up, so there was that too.
  9. chad1985

    chad1985 Member

    Did you cum in the end, either through masturbating in front of her or her jacking you off? That is such a hot story. Had you two done coke together before or since the anal fuck?
  10. I had done coke before. Mainly when with other guys though. Can't speak for her, although I'm guess she had because it was her stuff and she didn't seem like a newbie.

    And she was really into the anal thing. After a while I couldn't take it anymore so I started humping her and pretty much filled her to the brim lol. Oh another kinky thing I forgot, once I was done we turned towards her mirror and pulled her ass cheeks apart cuz she said she wanted to watch it drip out.

    The funniest part was that we actually had to work a shift together later that day. Luckily it wasn't awkward and we just pretended like nothing happened.
  11. chad1985

    chad1985 Member

    That's awesome! So how did it lead up to you putting your hard dick in her ass? Where you talking sex? Did she flat out ask you? Was it super tight in there since she was petite?
  12. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

  13. Yeah we were doing the coke and talking... one thing led to another and at one point she told me to put it in her ass and I was like "ok!" I started putting it in and out and she was like "just leave it there in"
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    do not use multiple accounts in same thread
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