Killing Flies...Humanely.

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  1. Jimbee68

    Jimbee68 Member

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    I just was wondering if some of you would be interested to know. I think I found a way to kill flies humanely. Well, actually I discovered the method over twenty years ago now. But I think it still passes the test of time.

    I fill a squirt bottle with rubbing alcohol. (But I am sure ethyl alcohol would work. As would wood alcohol. Heck, you could even use high proof vodka.) Then I spray them (with the stream setting) with it. Two squirts are always required, for some reason.

    It seems humane. Alcohol is after all a potent central nervous system depressant. So I would assume that it would just put them painlessly to sleep. And they don't seem to mind. In fact, after the first squirt, they often fly towards me, as if they are begging for more.

    I know that there are a lot of vegan people on these boards. Maybe you could use a humane method like this. It is not as quick as a fly swatter. It is a lot less messy though--which also a plus :) .

    But feel free to critique my idea though. Is it the most practical? Is it the most ethical? I would love to have your thoughts on the matter.

    :) :) :)
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Flies don't have feelings and they throw up on you whenever they land. Not worth humane treatment. :p
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Windex... Bugs are on the windows anyways.
     
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Honey apparently isnt vegan because the bees get exploited

    The main reason I cant take veganism seriously

    Flys, bees, insects, seriously, brains that size dont allow for any kind of processsing above move, eat, procreate
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Works Well.....So Does Spray N Wipe......But The Best Is Spray Starch But It Tends

    To Leave A Sticky Mess.....WD-40 Works Well Too If You Light It With A Cig Lighter.....

    Too Bad About Burning The House Down....But At Least You Get The Fly......:laughing:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    In an experiment which I read about, male and female flies were put together with access to alcohol. The flies that mated often took very little alcohol, but the unsuccessful male flies took a lot. So that explains all those barflies I see drowning their sorrows.
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  8. just let them buzz about in your house then guide them to an open window.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There’s approximately 17 quadrillion flies in the world,
    I think it’s ok to kill a few of them if they become an annoyance

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. They are just going about their business so I don't kill them but it is a personal choice so I won't judge.......you fucking murderer you! ;)
     
  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    humane would be to find a way to not have to kill anything.
    not something i would expect anything human to be able to achieve.
    once upon a time there were these things called screen doors and windows.

    there is of course our internal ecology, where things much smaller then flies kill each other all the time.
    if we did not have this, we would all die very quickly ourselves.

    reality is complex and not so simple.
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Cranky Old Dear Is Cranky......:screamcat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    House flys only live for 28 days
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Hi.......I Hope Life Is Treating You Well.....:smileycat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    That's what I do.

    I see no reason to kill a fly for being a fly.
     
  16. ahsorandy

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    Just so you know, before finding their way into your home, the flies were likely last seen walking across piles of animal shit!

    That's why I hunt them down and kill them ASAP!
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    the most humane way to kill a fly is to wait like one day, and it's probably dead of old age.

    are you sure? swatting a fly makes a small splatter of fly. spraying a fly at least twice makes at least two large spray spots, plus a fly corpse.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

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