Kids say the darndest things!

o god another codone contin moment

 

MJ forum

 

Is that the same fag who found out I work at McDonald's have no drugs, no money and am 30?

 

Yo does, if I roll up, will you super size it?

 

I'll hook it up with a value meal.

 

werd.. that kid is a fag.. gives minnesotan's a bad name

 

My friend's old roomate was in posession of "the strongest vics you can get" a couple of years ago. After looking at them, I knew that there was no fucking way that they were vicodin, but I didn't think that he was trying to rip me off because he's just not knowledgable about anything other than weed. I explained to him that they were most definitely not vics, but he insisted that his girlfriend takes them before bed and gets all fucked up. After some discussion, he said that they never use them anymore and that I could just have them for free.

They were generic Tylenol PM.

 

Im in HS so all the kids who smoke cigarettes stand in one spot and i heard two people talking it went like this.

Person #1 "Hey man i overdosed on oxycontin this weekend"
Person #2 "Oh how much did you take"
Person #1 "12"
Person #2 "omg wtf dude"

Thats when i knew...

 

well this isnt really about pills.. but i feel like i have to share =p
one of my friends (hes not the brightest) runs up to me and says "dude, J said he could hit me up with shrooms. 70 for an eigth.. dude, i cant wait. im gonna save up for 4 weeks and buy them and trip balls" lol

 

It's funny when people get worried about overdosing/dieing off a single pill. No, it won't kill you, doctors prescribe this to people.

 

Lil I would have told him I could get him one for $50.

 

Man, it is rare somebody strike emotion over the net, but I really pity him.
For a split second I pondered wrecking every single thread and post he made.... then I realized I wouldn't really laff and he would end up crying. A lot.

My Uncle Ben once told me, "With great power comes great responsibility." I sure do miss that mofo.