(Directer announces over a mic) Ladies and Gentlemen, NightRose!!!!!!!! (Audience claps......claps faid. Cricket chirps in background, and tumbleweed slowly blows across stage. Peeks out and steps out onto the stage..footstep's echo through the theater. Takes a deep breath...walks into the spotlight..Licks chapped lips and holds onto the mic. Taps on it twice..pauses then yells into the mic. Hands in the air) Hello!!!!!!!!!! Hows it going!!!!! I'm going to bed at 2:00am today! That is all (Skips off the stage.)
Ha, Australia, mate! No idea as to why I was going to late as late as I did but oh well, at least I got a little sleep in. 9:20am (Booo!)