I was talking to my girlfriend about my FtM issues, and it was just the best thing ever. Her: Hm... well on the bright side, it'll sure be a lot easier for you to masturbate! 8D Me: ; Her: Just think! You could just whip it out wherever, whenever, and be like UNF!! UNFFFF!! OH YEAH BABY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!! Me: Uhm, I don't really think that's a huge priority with my change. ;>> Her: ... Well, still. -Shrugs.- xD Just stuff like this; she's such a horndog and I find it adorably cute, since neither of us have really engaged in more than kissing/groping. Oh!! AND THEN! Her: You know like, when you wanna wank or something... dude! Just lift up the mattress, stick it between the mattress and the box spring, and GUNG HO! Me: xD;; For some reason, I have a hunch that it would chafe horribly. Her: Yeah, but if it were me I'd have a bad rash for days as long as it meant I had an awesome wank! Oh my. I just thought I'd share with you all the craziness that is me and my girlfriend. We were talking about how we wanted to coin the term "I'ma fuck yo' mattress, bitch!!!" and send it in to the producer of the Scary Movies, and see if they used it. xD;; Just a passing thought. It's cold in my room. ; Maybe I should shut the window... ;>> ... Nah, I'm too lazy/comfortable to get up. Muwarhaha.