just about cut the end of my thumb off last night.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mynameiskc, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    while i was making a damned fine salad. so i'm yelling for dave to come in and put the salad away and the cheese, too, and turn off the oven, because he's driving me to the ER. i'm a practical sort. it hurt really bad. then they had to numb my finger because it took them so long to get to me that they could no longer lift the flap of skin to clean under it and had to tear it apart a bit. a piece of my thumbnail was cut off, too. and they had to put the stiches through the thumbnail that was left. NASTY. the bandage they put around it looked like a great big penis. it was funny.

    this morning kai told me i could only put lotion on her face with my "pretty hand."
     
  2. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    to spite your husband's butt?
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    That rather sucks.

    Does a thumb grow back?
     
  4. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    are you stoned?
     
  5. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    ooooo, we gonna get a pic of your thum penis?

    didn't you drop bletch in your eye a while back too?
    S
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    No sir, I'm technically at work right now, but... hmm... I'm cleaning my house and posting on these damn forums instead.
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    the bleach incident was a few years ago. kai looked like she was going to puke really hardcore. the doctor was tripping out because my eyes were GLUED on what he was doing. it made it all so much easier to take. so i have a couple of stiches through my fingernail and a nasty flap of skin that'll probably peel off eventually. but the actual necessary flesh is sewn back together. it's just gonna be ugly the rest of my life. lol. well, my hands were uglyto start with.

    sorry, sam, i threw the phallic bandaging away this morning.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    last night, though, when my thumb was numb, i kept poking at him in the face, ear and butt with the bandaging. it was fun. no wonder he does it so much.
     
  9. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    will your nail be ok, when they are damaged sometimes they don't grow back and how good is my memory weren't you washing your ceiling with bletch and it went in your eye?
    S
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    yep, i was. i got sick of the goggles and took them off, i hadn't dropped anything on them yet. as soon as i took them off, i got bleach in my eyes. stupid.

    i don't know about my nail. i don't have pretty hands anyway, so i don't really care. if it's gorss, i'll get a fake nail.
     
  11. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    Well I am glad you are ok. Did the hubby find your poking around as much fun as you did?
     
  12. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    KC you sound as accident prone as i am.
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    sounds painful...glad you didn't lose the thumb
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    oh, hell no. it irritated the fuck out of him, which is why i enjoyed it. vengeance and all that. every orifice of every sort. it was AWESOME.
     
  15. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    I had to Wait Five minutes Before I Could make a Reponse in Here...

    I Still Feel Giddy...

    Sorry you Had to Experiace This...:S :(
     
  16. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    Reverse tormenting I like it I must try this. Mine torments the hell out of me on a regular basis.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    it's never ending. i'd feel safer dropping the soap in a prison shower that i do bending over to pick up the socks in front of my husband.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    guys like poking things...
     
  19. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    OH MY GOD
    look at the pic under your name, it was an omen
    S
     
  20. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    I understand it it the same way at my place and the shower is never a safe place if you forget to lock the door.
     

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