I'm going on a big study abroad trip in a couple weeks, in which I'll be going on a ship to ports around the world (psyched!) and I just had a freaking wierd dream about it last night. I'm just going to copy n paste an AIM convo I had about it this morning- me: damn. craaaacked out dream friend: hahaha how so? me: oof me: well me: we were embarking on our voyage, at last friend: haha ok me: but they told us the ship was out of commission, so instead we'd voyage by hydroplane me: and this hydroplane was like some Korean war junker me: and we weren't allowed to board the hydroplane on the water... we had to board it while it was up in the clouds friend: hahaha that's awesome friend: dude4 friend: dude friend: i want to ride an old korean hydroplane me: haha friend: so how'd you get onto it? me: well, we'd first have to seek the Cloud Temple me: and so we had to climb this mountain in the Yukon me: went by remarkably fast for a mountain, hehe me: now that i think about it friend: hahahaha friend: you're just a lot stronger than you think you are. me: hehe me: well anyway, once we reached the Cloud Temple, I found I was part of maybe, the first third of people to get to the temple me: and when I got there, the organizers of the trip told us this me: that there weren't much room on the hydroplane, so they just want to get rid of the other two thirds friend: hahaha friend: this is awesome me: so they gave us these axes... that apparently cut people and stuff... but they were "fake"... now that I think about it, I don't know how. They still chop people up, but they still were somehow fake and didnt actually harm people friend: hahahaha friend: sweet friend: i want to get chopped up and not be 'actually harmed' friend: and i could just like put myself back together. me: well anyway, we were to scare off the other people who were still coming... and if any were let through they'd throw us down the mountain me: so we all had to chop up the people that were still coming and scare them off with the axes me: so once that was over friend: hehheh nice me: we were all to board the hydroplane, which was parked outside the Cloud Temple, and the Cloud Temple was on this crusty hardened piece of cloud up in the stratosphere, very windy me: and as we were walking outside towards it, people kept slipping and clinging to the cloud to not fall off me: and i almost fell a couple times but I clung on to the back trunk of my parents' 88 Oldsmobile, which was there for some reason friend: hahaha phew thank goodness for that olds me: and so... when we getting ready to get on, the coordinators said, well guys, as you walk to the hydroplane we'll hand you all of your crucial and essential papers with all your personal information on them. your challenge is to grab them before the wind blows them across the globe me: and so everyone one by one frantically jumped and scrambled to grab all the papers as the high gusts blew them all over hell friend: hahaha what the fuck me: i lost most of my papers friend: haha you slow lazy stoner! me: and they told me well I'd probably fail the program now but get on the plane anyway friend: hehheh me: so i got into the plane, and it was like extreeeeeemely cramped, it was like a series of pipe chambers that we all squeezed through, and now that I thnk about it i had the flexibility of stretch armstrong to get through that friend: hahahaha nice me: and so when i got into the one tiny hallway, the guard told me they had been watching me and they knew i was a potsmoker me: so they said you get to stay in the gas chamber friend: hahahahahahahahahahahaha friend: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT CATCHING ALL YOUR PAPERS. me: hehe friend: jeez me: and that, was my dream friend: haha what happened in the gas chamber, dude?? me: well that's how my dream ended, it was just really dark in there and i woke up
