jon jones streetfighter

i know he's only just got the belt, but this guy is unreal. nobody has come close to testing this guy. and with that 84 inch reach, he is dhalsim from street fighter

 

bump. where's the ufc fans at?

 

isnt he the one who caught a criminal like a few hours before his match and took him to the ground and what not?

 

Well he's a bad-ass mofo






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not 100% but i think so. while i was looking for a picture of his crazy reach i ran across a headline that said something about him catching a thief

 

I know someone who is way better then that guy...

 

chuck norris is a tampon

 

I don’t quite understand this Chuck Norris worshipping


I enjoyed some of his earlier work like Lone Wolf McQuade and The Octagon but otherwise its mostly just B-movie acting and the usual campy good vs bad guy action


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Its from the show Walker Texas Ranger...they made him out to seem invincible.

And rollin...YOU are a tampon!:2thumbsup:

 

Chuck Norris turned 71 years old last week and could still kick everyones ass twice without breaking a sweat

 

I've never been able to get into UFC. I wont deny the talent of the ufc competitors have. Before UFC took off I remember watching boxing which I still favor over UFC. Since i was to young to follow the greats I didn't pick it up tell Tyson came into the picture. That man is a fucking beast, miss understood, ghetto street nigga that no one would fuck with in person, only hide behind a screen. His speed a toughness was incredible. Not to mention the quotes he came up with.

"Ima fuck you tell you love me faggot"
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

Once UFC came into the picture I watched it for a while. But I always get bored because they end up on the floor rolling around, unless the fight has a quick KO. I've heard a lot of UFC fans say that UFC is a more all around fight, which is true, and that it fits more of a real public fight. So you are more prepared than say a boxer. I find that to be bullshit. If someone knows how to throw a punch and can block the opponent I don't think it really matters.

Its to bad boxing is a dying sport. Well in the media it is. UFC targets a lot of young, young, people which is why I believe it has blow up so much. Guess its just preference. A guy can kick me, but I know if I still get that first shot and his nose goes into his skull nothing matters.

 

Damn If I don’t recognize that neighborhood in Hicksville USA.

Toothless Joe lives in the first trailer on the right, Bubba and his wife Bobby-Jo live in the trailer to the left, and brothers Rufus and earl share the trailer at the end of the cul-de-sac

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This is seriously funny! ^^^


Anyways, yea. Two grown men punching each other in the face then 69ing on the floor for 15 minutes...no thanks.


Street Fighter was awesome though! When I was 8 I took karate because I wanted to be Ryu when I grew up.

I never got the Hadouken down though...

 

Let's see Anderson Silva vs. Jon Jones.

 

I want to see that hawaiian shithead get his face stomped on

 

That would suck for the other guy, stepping in a pile of shit and all.

 

It's not worship. It's a meme. Have you ever seen the movie Side Kicks ?

Chuck really plays to his own ego in that movie. He stars as him self and in the movie he is a ultra sweet action hero, karate master and a generally perfect dude--in all respects. It is so much over kill man, lol.

And I dislike the Jesus/chuck joke. In fact I dislike the whole meme.

 

I'm surprised this has not been brought up yet: Young white males in their TapOut shirts who think that by wearing such apparel they become street tuff, complete with UFC trained skills and street cred.

 

That's one of my brother and I's favorite things to make fun of in public.