I love jokes...the grosser the better! Who likes dead baby jokes? If you wanna tell me some jokes that are in poor taste, I welcome it. Q: What's gross? A: 12 dead babies in a trashcan Q: What's grosser then that? A: The one at the bottom is still alive Q: What's grosser then that? A: He eats his way to the top Q: What's grosser then that? A: He goes back for more! hahahaha
I never really got dead baby jokes. They don't offend me. I'm all for dark humor. But they don't amuse me either. Maybe it was the context in which i first heard them (on the net, of course).
Yeh I like all sorts of jokes, I just seemed to remember dead baby jokes. I know another one, this one is clean: String walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve string here". String flips off the bartender and goes to sit down. "Man I really want a beer," he says. His friends tell him to try again. He walks up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Sorry bub, we dont serve string here." String gets mad and runs into the bathroom. He ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and goes up to the bar to ask for a beer. "Aren't you string?" askes the bartender. "No I'm a frayed knot (AFRAID NOT)" Get it? haha it's obviously better when said outloud but this will have to do.
how do you prevent a baby from falling down a well? think think think think think think think think stick a javelin through its ears. ....
2 hippies are staring out over the ocean. one's like, "hey man, look at all that water, man." the other's like, "yeah man. And that's just the top."
why don't state workers look out the window in the morning? think think think think think think think think cuz then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon oh man. so lame. i've got this sweet talking calculator w/ jackie martling (who? yeah, I don't know) telling jokes at your touch of a button. one more for now! what do you call a cow with no legs? think think think think think think think think Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 2 legs? think think think think think think think think lean beef! oh my sides hurt
oh shit. i didn't know that was him. now i recognize him. that makes those clean jokes dirty enough that i don't feel like i've broken the thread's rules
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?" Hehehe
A man takes his wife to the doctor. She's a knock-out! Blonde, beautiful, buxom. But she's got a problem, she's a nymphomaniac. He tells the doctor, "This is one hot lady, doc. Maybe you can do something for her." "We'll see," the doctor said. He directed the mans wife to the examining room, closed the door behind him and told her to undress. Then he tells her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach. The moment he touched her bottom, she began to moan and squirm. He couldn't resist. He jumps on top of her, sticks it in and begins pumping away. The man waiting outside heard moaning coming from the examining room so he burst in to see the doctor banging away. "Hey Doc! What in the hell are you doing?" Quite flustered, the doctor thinks fast, then stammers out, "I...I...I was just taking her temperature." The man reaches into his pocket withdraws a rather large pocket knife, opens it and holds it against the doctor throbbing prick buried in his wife's bush. Then he smiles and announces, "Doc, when you pull that thing out, it better have some fucking numbers on it!"
