Jokes.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by secret_agent_amanda, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    Question: How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?


    Answer: Eno.

    Okay, now you guys go.
     
  2. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I love these threads.

    Two hunters are hunting in the woods and one of them collapses. It appears that he is not breathing so the other hunter calls 9-1-1. He yells into the phone "my friend just collapsed and I think he's dead." The operator responds "ok the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead." There is a moment of silence and then a loud bang. The hunter comes back onto the phone and says "ok now what?"
     
  3. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    How many Random Thinkers would it take to screw in a lightbulb.

    None, they'd just make a post about how dark it is.
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    WOW. It took me a full couple of seconds to get your joke Amanda haha. I fail.

    I only know one joke and I have posted it like 3 times on the forums. but here it is.

    Why do gays always leave hotels so early?






    They get their shit packed the night before.
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    FOUL! *smiley with a whistle in his hand*
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    hahaha thanks :D
     
  7. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    What a bad bad girl... :D
     
  8. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    why does KFC come in a bucket? anyone?
    well so you have something to throw up into afterwards.
     
  9. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    What happened to the dwarf who walked under the mini-skirt?



    He got a crack on the head!
     
  10. whereami

    whereami Member

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    Okay, okay my turn!!!! How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



    Two... One to screw in the lightbulb.


    And one to suck my dick.
     
  11. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    What is yellow and ticks?
     
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