Jokes that are so lame that they become almost funny again

Let me give you a few examples:

Q: It is green and smells like red paint?
A: Green paint.

Q: It is red and hairy?
A: An apple with a moustache.

Two elephants are standing on a rock.
"Can I throw you off the rock?", asks one of them.
Says the other: "no."

You get the point. Do not post any funny jokes, only lames ones that are so lame that they almost become funny again.

 

Q: What is green and flies over Poland?

A: Peter Panski

 

Good one! I admit I almost laughed.

 

It seems that only males find humor in that joke.

 

How long is a Chinese.

 

Q: What is Al short for?
A: Because it only has two letters.

 

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Q: It is hanging on the wall and ticks?
A: A clock.

 

Q. its golden and has cream in the middle?

A. a twinkie

 

Whats the difference between a duck?




One of its feet are both the same.

 

haha those are good. but the people i told them to didnt think so.

 

What's invisible and smells carrots?

A rabbit's fart.

 

rabbits fart?

 

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why did the woman crash her car?
Because her arms were watermelons.

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and jumps up and down in the back yard?
A cabbage on a trampoline.

What is as big as a house but weighs nothing?
The shadow of a house?

What doesn't fit in the fridge?
A horse.

 

your mum

Do any non Australians get that one?

 

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

A. He had nobody to go with!

 

LMFAO.

 

only if you say "yo' mama"

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

 

as i was reading these to my mother, i started drooling. it was so strange.