A blind man walks down the street in an area he doesnt know too well. He finds the corner of the street where there is a fish shop, and he takes a big long sniff of the air and says "OHHHHH GOOOD MORNIN LADIES".
What does the Bible and girls knees have in common? They both lead to a much holier place. What do you say when someone gives you the bird? You say behind every bird is a pile of shit.
What bird? I didnt get it. understand the second line, but why will someone give you a bird for? and why THE bird? what sort of bird is that? Anyone can help (i know this sint the translation dpt, but try be generous).
The middle finger, Lorna. Like saying FU. It's called giving someone the bird here. Usually the hand (the bird) is in front of the person. So when you say.. behind every bird is a pile of shit. You are calling the person a pile of shit, because they are behind the bird. Do you get it know? Don't say it, love. Good come back and you could get hurt, doll.
Oh yes! I knew it! heard it once but i had completely forgotten. Whats behind is shit, this was easy to get, thats the bird i didnt get. Never see a bird that looks like that finger thus.. About not saying it, well, the other person showed the bird, rigth? then they aslo have to can take the s--t. Which, from what you said first, they can. I like that line. Thats a pity that it cannot get translated.. then i think i am not going to use it. I dont say anything if someone does it to me. Instead I show the fist, and the entire arm monting, directed upward, and moving. It means..well... that if he/she try he will get the entire hand and the arm with it..up there. Thats very vulgar, both, but if someone does that kind of thing i can just respond in silence that way. It isnt known, so it will get like 5 minutes for the other person to get it, or even more. By that time, i'll be far..:leaving:
why? the guy do it, its at him to run. In france thats the guy who does it who run! lol! got another Joke?
because I thought that a fist and an arm, would do. up the azz... dont you think? i mean, cant be place for more... not that will like to try, but it is just that the bird is insulting, but the arm-fist-swinging is frightening, the one in front got scared of you..it means he got a little bity bird, but you've got a bull, and bull beat birds! or soemthing like that..
When I get tired, I get way too silly acting. I better go now. I never did wake up today, but got a lot done. May have to do it over again tomorrow. All wrong. LOL
I was thinking about your life, mon amour. You will get your life right the day you will kiss me. And you will know it immediatly when it will happen.
