Man falls in pissed from the pub, tiptoes up stairs, and then works his way up 2 bed and under the covers 2 his wife -and go,s down on her. 15 mins later she comes with a big groan. Chuffed with him self, he makes his way to the toilet, were he see,s his wife sitting on the toilet. Confused he says, wot the fuck...... Sshhush says the wife. You will wake my mum.