Joined because I always meant to and saying HI o/

Anyways, theres certain events that happen in your life that make you decide to stop forestalling all those little and not so little things you keep putting off.

Here's mine, I've pretty much kept my sexuality private and after what happened ecided to finally become more forthcoming and open. My long suffering partner is laughing as I write this :love:

So, I woke up one early morning with my chest in serious pain, my left side hurting and my left arm tingling something rotten, you know when you bang your not-so funny bone?

So my partner panics and calls the Ambulance which load me up and rush me to the hospital. Arrive and I'm all ouchy ouchy this GD hurts! Not really paying attention to what is being said. I Over hear the doctor say something about me having a Vagina. So I manage to blurt out "Of course I have a vagina, but this vagina is supposed to cause other people to have heart problems! not me!"

Poor doctor, she looked kinda embarresed and told me Angina. Still not thinking straight I thought she meant my Vagina has an Angina. So I told her to unblock it! She was kinda cute tho

It went downhill from there XD

So back at home laid up recovering and ready to get things done!

Joining here was my first, so HIYA! <3

 

Hope you feel better soon :sunny: and welcome to here

 

It went DOWNHILL from there?? Ha ha ... I dread to think!!

Well, welcome to our midst, and enjoy yourself here.

You won't be allowed to leave until you ARE enjoying yourself ... and of course, once you are enjoying yourself, will you want to leave?

 

Welcome to the forums! Don't be scared off by some of the weird posts in the sex section. The majority of us are actually pretty interesting. If you're a smoker (or even if you're not), come visit us in the stoners' lounge chat thread!

 

Hiya, join the mad crew in the games forum, you will not want to leave, i promise...

Enjoy hip, most of us do...
My theory, if you see a title of a thread you dont like, take a look anyway, you can be very surprised, and get a giggle... See ya soon

 

Welcome Sapphic!

This is great advice, take heed: